one punter (who spoke with a strong canadian accent, which we mistook for american, even though he was born and had grown up in england) had a wonderful day at out site... he was about 15 and think as two planks.
1/ we usually give out battle packs when everyone buys paint at the beginnig of the day, and we give battle packs out then. he came back 5 mins after buying paint, and asked for a battle pack... so we gave him one. 5 mins later (just after the mask briefing) he comes back and returns the pack because he thought it came filled with paint... (bear in mind we rent em out for free....)
2/ half way through the first game, the kid gets shot out and goes to the washoff, darren sees him lifting his mask on the way and takes him off to one side for a chat... it went something along the lines of
"if you take your mask off you could loose an eye, so dont do it"
"but i cant see where im going, if i fall over i could be paralysed for life
rolleyes: )"
"well if you dont keep it down you could go blind"
"well id rather be blind than paralysed for life!!!"
3/you wouldnt think that one person could be much more stupid but no... he shoots at his own team(when theres no reason to suspect them of bieng enemys), resulting in him and his dad getting lit up, and his dad cracking him round the head. and he sat out the last 2 games because aparently "paintball hurts maaaan!"
1/ we usually give out battle packs when everyone buys paint at the beginnig of the day, and we give battle packs out then. he came back 5 mins after buying paint, and asked for a battle pack... so we gave him one. 5 mins later (just after the mask briefing) he comes back and returns the pack because he thought it came filled with paint... (bear in mind we rent em out for free....)
2/ half way through the first game, the kid gets shot out and goes to the washoff, darren sees him lifting his mask on the way and takes him off to one side for a chat... it went something along the lines of
"if you take your mask off you could loose an eye, so dont do it"
"but i cant see where im going, if i fall over i could be paralysed for life
rolleyes: )""well if you dont keep it down you could go blind"
"well id rather be blind than paralysed for life!!!"
3/you wouldnt think that one person could be much more stupid but no... he shoots at his own team(when theres no reason to suspect them of bieng enemys), resulting in him and his dad getting lit up, and his dad cracking him round the head. and he sat out the last 2 games because aparently "paintball hurts maaaan!"
