Funny/Stupid things customers have done or said...

[dr.strangelove]

dont want to seem like an utter arse here but it has already been linked on page one

-Mat

Sorry, didn't read the whole thread, just saw the topic and remembered reading the PBN thread recently. I think in this particular situation, I actually look like the utter arse

 

[TheGurkha]

i remember i was marshalling at the Elsham site and this newb got cycloped then staright away he lifted them up and walked to the dead zone, so i shouted "put ur fcuking googles on!!!" and his reply was "i cant see" i was like "would you rather be permanently blind bla bla" and he wasnt a young lad or anythin he looked like a mature adult, but common sense doesnt aply to most newbs

when i was a newb i did nothing as stupid as that

Maybe he heard about 'Failure to launch'??!!
'i thought thats what your supposed to do'!!

 

[Rosie]

How about getting together with Missy to celebrate the legal age Rosie?
I mean - whats the worst that could happen?

Back off you aggressive old dyke. Besides, what would Lafondeh say?

Missy Thanks dahling but I don't bat for the other side, y'know what I mean, though I am flattered- I don't get 300lb black women offering themselves on plates to me every day (there aren't many plates big enough ).
And also I don't want the (head) trauma of having to deal with 400lb of retributional black woman, Lafonduh don't sound like the type of gal who'd just pepper spray you she sounds like the kinda gal who'd kill you & eat you, to be honest.
Just remember chocolate will never reject you .


I hear Mario is quite the agony aunt/uncle in these things if you wanna get anything off your chest talk to him .

 

[Matski]

I don't think Mario, or anybody for that matter, is qualified to handle ALL the weight on Missy's chest Rosie...

 

[Missy Q]

Wait a minute you young Hussie.
Are you calling Lafonduh and I lezzers?

"hey 'Fonduh - get over here, this biatch is calling you a rug-muncher!!"

 

[Rosie]

How about getting together with Missy to celebrate the legal age Rosie?
I mean - whats the worst that could happen?

Wait a minute you young Hussie.

Are you calling Lafonduh and I lezzers?

"hey 'Fonduh - get over here, this biatch is calling you a rug-muncher!!"

You said it not me .

Wait a minute you young Hussie.

Biatch yourself I'm a lot of things but Hussie I am Not.

 

[Robbo]

How about getting together with Missy to celebrate the legal age Rosie?
I mean - whats the worst that could happen?

...that she agree?

 

[Missy Q]

Pete - you know prfectly well that there are much worse things that could happen AFTER she says yes.....

 

[paintball148]

there were four of us in my mates house and one of my mates picked up an ion and said wheres the other trigger, because he thought double trigger meant it had two triggers. the other three of us just looked at each other and started laughung.

 

[cov boy]

there were four of us in my mates house and one of my mates picked up an ion and said wheres the other trigger, because he thought double trigger meant it had two triggers. the other three of us just looked at each other and started laughung.

If i didnt know anything about paintball gun then "double trigger" would mean too triggers.
But if he does know about it, yeah thats thick....lol