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Rosie

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Dskize said:
No...... playing is the best ....marshalling is for paupers
& generally players don't get told to "READ THE F**KING RULEBOOK BEFORE YOU TRY & TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" (the Big Game)
It's boring, you get shot a lot (and you can't shoot them back), & there are some right prats out there.



But it's all money ain't it :).
 

stongle

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selling guns, dealing crack, stealing motors to order; have none of you ever seen New Jack City???

I'm sure todays yoof can think of better things to do than work for sub minimum wage out in the freezing cold and wet.
 

Rosie

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stongle said:
selling guns, dealing crack, stealing motors to order; have none of you ever seen New Jack City???

I'm sure todays yoof can think of better things to do than work for sub minimum wage out in the freezing cold and wet.
Yeah...I work on a farm which often involves....working for minimum wage in the freezing cold & wet & mud & occassionally involves picking fruit in lightning storms....:rolleyes:,
 

stongle

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Rosie said:
Yeah...I work on a farm which often involves....working for minimum wage in the freezing cold & wet & mud & occassionally involves picking fruit in lightning storms....:rolleyes:,
Well I though all you ballers were wannabe "gangsta's"???? Countrybumpkin chic is the new AGG / rad / mad / pop larkin?

Somebody help me out here?
 

Rosie

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stongle said:
Well I though all you ballers were wannabe "gangsta's"???? Countrybumpkin chic is the new AGG / rad / mad / pop larkin?

Somebody help me out here?
Countrybumpkin, isn't it like boho chique or something...
don't ask me :rolleyes:
 

steviecarson

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1 punter (a guy) says this guns too heavy can i have another 1

another shoy himself in the leg and rolled over

punter/ this paint tastes like ****
me/ now you know how your girlfriend feels

can i clime trees yeah sure if you want shot

my guns not working, i look and theres 6 inches of mud in the barrel
i say why not and he say i donno

how do you put these overalls on

where does this kneck protector go

im wearing trainers so ill be faster that you

punter 1/ im wearing you burds knicker
punter 2/ so i was wearing them this morning lol
 

Equinox

Go Ball Deep!!!
i saw a punter once drop his hopper and spill his paint...
The hopper rolled out of his reach...

But he carried on playing, shooting at some guy behind a tree..
This is admirable of any baller to keep playing...
even a punter...


Only catch was each ball he picked up he was pushing down the end of the barrel and not the feedneck.. :D