Funny/Stupid things customers have done or said...

[PEBBLE]

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i remember i was marshalling at the Elsham site and this newb got cycloped then staright away he lifted them up and walked to the dead zone, so i shouted "put ur fcuking googles on!!!" and his reply was "i cant see" i was like "would you rather be permanently blind bla bla" and he wasnt a young lad or anythin he looked like a mature adult, but common sense doesnt aply to most newbs

when i was a newb i did nothing as stupid as that

 

[khanzo]

You tried a few? nice

its like a button that says do not press, its just sooo tempting

 

[no-infernomark]

ZAP paintballs do scented stuff i had strawberrys and cream not so long ago they where good to smell but the punters didnt appreiciate the true flavour

 

[Rosie]

Hey mate i play at cosford? Are you a member?

He he. I bought a life membership because the paint was cheaper...
I only played there a year...money well spent me thinks

Oddly enough, the thing I got out of this is that Rosie is 18 and therefore my disturbed little fantasies about female paintballers are no longer illegal.


except for the restraining order.

Geee thanks
still illegal for another 29 days by the way, 3rd May
*looks at Shamu's profile, phew reassuringly far away *

 

[mikey601]

He he. I bought a life membership because the paint was cheaper...
I only played there a year...money well spent me thinks



Geee thanks
still illegal for another 29 days by the way, 3rd May
*looks at Shamu's profile, phew reassuringly far away *

That brought a smile to my face

 

[Missy Q]

How about getting together with Missy to celebrate the legal age Rosie?
I mean - whats the worst that could happen?

 

[Baca Loco]

How about getting together with Missy to celebrate the legal age Rosie?
I mean - whats the worst that could happen?

Back off you aggressive old dyke. Besides, what would Lafondeh say?

 

[cov boy]

"Marshall, can i get one that's fully auto like his?" Inferno low on Co2

When i play at NPF i allways see a kid walking with his mates shouting "mine's got full auto ha look how fast i can shoot"

I had a guy looking at my maker and he turns and says to me "yeah you'll have to let use that for one of the games" Now i don't mind peps having a GO of my gat but it's the only one i have so how does pi$$ off sound...

 

[dr.strangelove]

There's a thread like this at PBN with some funny stuff in it. Some of it's stupid/immature/ridiculous/made up, but there's plenty of hilarity as well.

http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=1095805

 

[khanzo]

dont want to seem like an utter arse here but it has already been linked on page one

-Mat