Funny/Stupid things customers have done or said...

[jj26]

i saw something like we were playing rec - ball. and walking up to a game and the guys hopper fell off his gun and all his balls fell out.
After that, i saw a guy filling up his hopper using a pot and the whole lot fell out of his pot. It was SO funny.

 

[Fish]

recently i saw some guy run, lose his hopper, not realise... keep running forward, only to get into possibly the best spot on this particluar field, it was almost as if he had planned the whole move, he was right out on the tape in some thick bushes that meant he could stand up and walk right round the back of the opposition.

meanwhile, a marshall has picked up the guys hopper and we have showed him where the guy went, now cut off... so he sets off to give it back to him. which is all fine...

marshall arrives, just as the guy pops out and shouts surrender, marshall taps him on the shoulder, like rattling his hopper as if to say; forget something, but the guy wheels round and puts the one ball that was in his breech into the marshalls gut from less than a few " away! and then all the opposition turn on the hopperless joe public...

so now we have, one totally lit up public player who thought he was being smart, one marshall that is in quite a bit of pain on the floor after having the wind well and truly knocked out of him. and me and my mate were left to clear up. was pretty funny

sorry for the essay by the way

 

[Tom37]

on that note, (ie things punters can loose and not notice), you get the obvious like armbands, the occasional hopper etc...
but then you get the punters that loose barrels, and one even lost a tank.....
"marshallmarshall!!! my gun wont fire!!!"

 

[Fish]

ive seen one tie his shoelaces and give his marker to a mate, who put it down... then to walk to the game, expecting his mate to still be holding his marker, to get there and find he is without everything. not exactly forgotten, but was quite a funny argument beteen two friends about whose problem it was

 

[jj26]

I was lending my gun to one of my mates and he said marshall its not firing and he hadn't taken safety off.

 

[Lucky]

I was lending my gun to one of my mates and he said marshall its not firing and he hadn't taken safety off.

Happens all the time when your marshalling
usually followed by "oh that red button",
"i wasn't listening to the safety talk"!

 

[Fish]

"honestly marshall, i wasn't wiping, i had an itch where that ball hit me..."

"no marshall, that was just spray" (he can barely see out of his mask as it has three pink splats on it, covering his right eye and visor )

marshall: "mate you are clearely out, make your way to the dead zone, keep your arm in the air..."
punter: "no, i aint out, it dint come from the orange guys..."
marshall: "well, whether it came from them or not, youre still out, and if they didn't shoot you then your own team did"
punter: "nah mate, i thinks a squirrel dropped it"
marshall: "well, youre still out and the squirrel is a mercinary working for the other team isn't he..."
punter: "well i aint leaving, ive paid you know"
*marshall dissapears for a minute and comes back with an inferno and three balls, shoots him once in each leg and once in the side*
marshall: "well, now you're out aren't you, make your way over there..."

 

[Tom37]

that marshall was the man

 

[stevenrules]

was at npf and saw a marshall running at me shouting ****ing stop i had walked into the wrong game and was abliterating the non gunners when i was ment to be in the walkon game i wondered why it was easier for once though i was getting good

 

[Rosie]

at the big game

behind a wooden fence

4 guys, blatently covered not only in spray but obvious shots

"you, you you and you, you're out'
*surprise*
*points out shots* "here here here and here"
"ahh right no marshall, they came through the fence- they don't count"
"....they came through the fence?"
"yep"
"....then you're out, they still count"
"...nooooo, they came through the fence- they don't count!!!"


One gets pi$$ed off & stands up to show me where the shots came through the fence & gets lit up. He shows me & sits back down again & wipes all the shots off.

"what're you doing???"
"wiping the shots off- I was neutral?"
"hahahahahahaha.....no, you're out"

thus follows a slanging match about whether head shots count or not & he tells me to read the f***ing rulebook

then I tell them to get out or get banned, while he's trying to screw his face up & look menacing