Funny/Stupid things customers have done or said...

[Tom37]

its called style

 

[Mike XS]

*cough* fluke *cough*

 

[Fish]

dont you just love the little kids that brag to their mates about how they killed the enemy and this and that... when you saw them balled up in the foetal position in some random foxhole near the back of their lines

 

[Tonee]

EDIT - Ahhh! Oops well it ain't marshall related but it's still funny...

Here's one for you... I work at B&Q and a woman came up too me about laminate floor.... here be the convo

"you know this glue free laminate flooring?"
"yep?"
"well how come you got all the flooring but no glue left?"
"sorry?"
"I want my free glue!"
"It's glue free laminate"
"yes, I know - wheres the glue?!"
"It doesn't need gluing"
"So why are you offering free glue"
...

Anyways her daughter explained it too her

 

[Robbo]

dont you just love the little kids that brag to their mates about how they killed the enemy and this and that... when you saw them balled up in the foetal position in some random foxhole near the back of their lines

For all its shortcomings, thank God for tourney ball

 

[Fish]

i think every player has to marshall at some rec/woodsball site at some point in their life... its just so much fun watching people learning how to play or just making fools out of themselves. you cant really say the same thing about reffing sup'air or what-not, its just not the same... or maybe it is?!

 

[Mike XS]

If you marshall recball or woodsball its soo much better, you get all the kids and girls learning how to play. Espesh love it when one of their group decides to show off his paintball "knowledge"(i say that lightly) telling everyone what to do.
One of the funniest moments is when i was up at the park in kiddy and one kids wanted to be gangsta and turn his marker to the side and got all freaked out when it wouldnt fire
It beats marshalling a serious sup air competition, the comedy factor is just so much better
Espesh when you get challenged by kids for a 7- 27 and win

 

[MCBrawler]

i tottaly agree marshaling rec bal is quailty every weekend i laugh my face off , most the time at the players but some times at the marshals not mentionin eny names lol.
best one ive heard is

Marshal( well me hehe)
alright mate your gone out you come

Player

na na man i shot the tree and it bounced back and hit me

i was like yeh ok out you come