Funny/Stupid things customers have done or said...

[Mazz005]

I work down in Crawley at the Paintball Store. after pickingup the phone and saying, "Good Afternoon Paintball Store" I get... "Is this the Paintball Store?"

No, it's the bloody Batcave you moron!

Marshalling though... Girl comes up and asks is she holding it right... it was upside down! Another comes up two seconds later and says it's not feeding properly... hopper is on the side (Inferno mk1 btw) at a right angle!

The mentality of some people simply boggles the mind!

 

[TheGurkha]

yeah, iv had alot of those ones... Kids thinking thier gangstas, trying to shoot the tippmann98 on its side, then complaining that nothings coming out....

ooo, one of my favourites, a gun saying his three shots on his back we're from 'the last game, mate', this was during the first game of the day...

 

[TheGurkha]

OOO, Star wars big game, a few years back, Paintballs £25 a 1000box, my mate thought he was getting a good deal, 3000 for 75quid??!!! he never was any good at maths...

 

[no-infernomark]

ha i had a guy at my local site say that the shots where from the last game stupid little chav, we was in the first game when he said it,

but we did have a guy go out with 2 tippman 98, that was funny with his red bandanna and mullet, rambo all the way

 

[Skeet]

Standing around near some punter kid...he says.."Marshal, where's my Dad?"
Recognising teh kid, his dad was out.

"I'm afraid your dad is dead mate"

He stared at me for what seemed a long time...before saying, in a quivering voice:

"How did that happen?!!!"

 

[TheGurkha]

LMAO, that ones the funniest iv heard for a while!
ya should have said, 'dont worry, you'll be seeing him soon...' then walked away in a sinister manner!!

 

[SpAnKy1000]

"Marshall, these guns are ****!, it wont fire"
Took a look in the hopper to find paint almost double the size and covered in dirt.
"You been pickin paint up from off the floor?"
"No mate" hmmmm okay

Thats the best one! The balls are like 2-3 times the size, its even funnier when they have leaves or twigs in there aswel!

Spank's

 

[beanbag83]

"Marshall, these guns are ****!, it wont fire"
Took a look in the hopper to find paint almost double the size and covered in dirt.
"You been pickin paint up from off the floor?"
"No mate" hmmmm okay

Then the classic Line:.......... "But I was sold them this way!"


LOL

 

[Mario]

one guy told me he was gay and that i was the first person he'd come out to.

True story.

p.s. this was at a site, in the middle of the day, whilst a game was being played and i also had in no way had any festive relations with said guy, before someone attempts to be moronic.

 

[PEBBLE]

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they dont say "paintballs" they say "bullets"