Funny/Stupid things customers have done or said...

[Lucky]

Was that at our site??
If it was i must have missed her

Maybe i'm just easier to please

 

[Sabot]

Yeah I remember the first time I ever played I took a group of 5 girls (mistake !?) up to my local site which is Warped Sports Cosford, for my 14th bday, bearing in mind we'd payed for them to play- the 2nd game, one of them got hit on the hand & horror of horrors it bled a little, she cried and refused to play any more

none of them ever played again but here I am 4yrs later , due to a number of people

Hey mate i play at cosford? Are you a member?

 

[shamu]

Yeah I remember the first time I ever played I took a group of 5 girls (mistake !?) up to my local site which is Warped Sports Cosford, for my 14th bday, bearing in mind we'd payed for them to play- the 2nd game, one of them got hit on the hand & horror of horrors it bled a little, she cried and refused to play any more

none of them ever played again but here I am 4yrs later , due to a number of people

Oddly enough, the thing I got out of this is that Rosie is 18 and therefore my disturbed little fantasies about female paintballers are no longer illegal.


except for the restraining order.

 

[Baca Loco]

Oddly enough, the thing I got out of this is that Rosie is 18 and therefore my disturbed little fantasies about female paintballers are no longer illegal.


except for the restraining order.

Are you saying that fabulous black and white striped jersey of yours doesn't pull the pball chicks? I can't believe it. I'll introduce you to a few in Tampa if you like.

 

[SpAnKy1000]

The best one i had, was having some 15 year old kid, saying 'How do you put the paint in there' (Pointing to the C02 BOTTLE!!) lol, me and the other marshall could't stop laughing!

Spank's

 

[TheGurkha]

thats a good one, i once saw a guy talkin to his mate whilst absent-mindly trying to fit his hopper onto the end of the barrel on a 98custom

 

[The New Paddy]

I have a part time Job in debenhams, and i work in the home department, and some woman came up to me and asked if we sold dogs, i just lookd at her and said hold on ill ask....

Paddy

 

[TheGurkha]

lol. random! maybe she word associated it with Doberman...

 

[shamu]

Are you saying that fabulous black and white striped jersey of yours doesn't pull the pball chicks? I can't believe it. I'll introduce you to a few in Tampa if you like.

That sounds great. I'll ask for my entire paycheck in singles

 

[zxr]

Seen people putting their gogs on while still having a ciggie in their mouth.
Putting their gogs on upside down and not even noticing 'til i've tried tellin um without piddlin me pants, like site masks aint uncomfy enough anyway!

"Marshall, Marshall, these paintballs poisonous? cuz they don't taste very nice".
Replied with "No they're not mate, we'll see if we can get strawberry in for you next time".

"Marshall, can i get one that's fully auto like his?" Inferno low on Co2

"Marshall, these guns are ****!, it wont fire"
Took a look in the hopper to find paint almost double the size and covered in dirt.
"You been pickin paint up from off the floor?"
"No mate" hmmmm okay