Why does my wife hate paintball soooo much?

[PaintballBudgie]

On my 2nd wife now, 1st wife did amateur dramatics, I played paintball 24/7. Didn't work, tried to get 2nd wife involved, came to watch once or twice but the really horrible toilets put her off.

I have plan though, just had a daughter and will encourage her to play as much as possible. Then we will out number her two to one and she will have no choice!

 

[Little Jon]

Originally posted by Ian
just had a daughter and will encourage her to play as much as possible.

just meaning like weeks or months???? thats a bit too young to start....maybe 2 or 3 but not months....

 

[PaintballBudgie]

3 weeks ago, and she has held her first paintball marker. I have pictures to show her when she's older. Was a Red X-Mag in case anyone was wondering with warp and Halo b.

 

[Little Jon]

3 weeks and she can hold that???? she was born for paintball!!!!!

 

[PaintballBudgie]

Thats what I told her, the fact that she didn't puke on it was enough to tell me she was born for the sport.

Currently has the build of back right coke can player.

 

[ices]

women wanted rights to go to war, yet they squeel to get outta playing pball or if they dont want you to do it.

pffffffff better off havin no lady.........less trouble

 

[james adkin]

i took my other half to a rental day with goatboy and most of the bullswood staff. She had a great time i think, i simply introduced her to another girl (goatboy's mrs) and she was able to chat/play the games paired up with her.

Plus she is now better than me so she will not being going to any tournies.

 

[Equus]

Originally posted by james adkin
Plus she is now better than me so she will not being going to any tournies.

Heh, That's part of the reason I've not yet had my missus try out in a tourney yet. - She'd mug me hard *AND* she'd enjoy it. (She's a hockey goalie and I've watched her flatten grown men. The idea of having her face me or anyone else with a marker truly scares me - unless you get her neck)

The other bit is that I'm not on a team so I can't really give her the opportunity.

 

[Twisty]

I play paintball, the girlfriend goes shopping. I dont tell her how i mugged someone using a barrel polish and a christmas tune, she doesnt tell me how much those shoes really were. Its a beautiful relationship
Twist

 

[Smally85]

Simple...

... be like me... single!!!
I'm very safe!