Why does my wife hate paintball soooo much?
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Married 7 yrs to Wendy from the stormbirds, Dual income no kids yet, V cheap morgage and off to the pub for the lads night out any minute now...
Hang on what was the original question?
Hang on what was the original question?
The rare girlies playing with non-balling boyfriends get the same problem only worse. For some reason, guys can never seem to cope with me playing a sport that leaves me covered in bruises. It's "not feminine" or something (like I've ever been accused of being incredibly girly & feminine!). Strangely enough, they never used to complain about bruises caused by falling off horses or getting kicked.
Wierdly enough a few of my ex girlfriends had some real probems with the fact I owned and trained horses.
Pah! No pleasing some people.
Dave here is how you get her into PB. 1st is she a hottie? If so dress her in some DYE playing trousers with a nice high cut T. Parade her around at your next tourney and when she gets all the attention from the GUYS she will start to cum around.
Are u talking bout my missus there rooOriginally posted by TheRo0sTer
Dave here is how you get her into PB. 1st is she a hottie? If so dress her in some DYE playing trousers with a nice high cut T. Parade her around at your next tourney and when she gets all the attention from the GUYS she will start to cum around.
She loves it, but hence i put in the disclamer about being ugly and her running off
Lucky for me im bloody stunning and women just dont leave me!
Or maybe thats fear.
Either way it works
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When it comes to women I like to take the James Bond approach, except Im far more good looking than Sean Connery, maybe not Pierce he's dreamy.....but anyways. You need to slap her in the face and tell her that you've had enough of her **** and if she don't like it then she can pack up and leave. Andthen she'l probably move in with her sisters and bitch about how lousy you were, which will give you the time and money to order a lady drop-forward and then you'l have a woman totally devoted unto paintball....as EVERY woman should be.
When it comes to women I like to take the James Bond approach, except Im far more good looking than Sean Connery, maybe not Pierce he's dreamy.....but anyways. You need to slap her in the face and tell her that you've had enough of her **** and if she don't like it then she can pack up and leave. Andthen she'l probably move in with her sisters and bitch about how lousy you were, which will give you the time and money to order a lady drop-forward and then you'l have a woman totally devoted unto paintball....as EVERY woman should be.
Wow, this topic is a bit depressing, well except for the funny assed anecdotes. Face it, to find a girlfriend or wife to support your love of any sport is a tough find.
I see some of you don't have that trouble, either do I. In fact my wife has supported me in every sport I've participated in, she loves being there to help out the team. When I was in an adult Baseball team she ran the finances, and since I've been involved with PB shes been the one to take care of the flights and hotel bookings. Shes there to make sure everyone on the team is geared up before the next match, wiping off all the old hits etc. before we leave the staging area.
Why you ask? becuase I got her involved with everything I do....especially PB, I bought her a marker, and then sent her out so I could shoot her with it ( OK it was fun as hell) then got her play organized games and she loved the action. But we moved on from fun to competitive Ball and she wanted no part of it, but she loves the action as much as you or I and couldn't let go of the thrills that go with the sport, except she'd rather experince it from the sidelines.
I feel sorry for anyone that doesn't get the same support, but even when I had 20 guys on my Baseball roster, only 2 girls would be there to see their Boys play......It's not at all uncommon, just the way things are.
I see some of you don't have that trouble, either do I. In fact my wife has supported me in every sport I've participated in, she loves being there to help out the team. When I was in an adult Baseball team she ran the finances, and since I've been involved with PB shes been the one to take care of the flights and hotel bookings. Shes there to make sure everyone on the team is geared up before the next match, wiping off all the old hits etc. before we leave the staging area.
Why you ask? becuase I got her involved with everything I do....especially PB, I bought her a marker, and then sent her out so I could shoot her with it ( OK it was fun as hell) then got her play organized games and she loved the action. But we moved on from fun to competitive Ball and she wanted no part of it, but she loves the action as much as you or I and couldn't let go of the thrills that go with the sport, except she'd rather experince it from the sidelines.
I feel sorry for anyone that doesn't get the same support, but even when I had 20 guys on my Baseball roster, only 2 girls would be there to see their Boys play......It's not at all uncommon, just the way things are.