Why does my wife hate paintball soooo much?

[Davo at work]

It can go too far!

I dont want her to get to the stage where she starts doing silly things to try and stop me going out ballin!

A few year ago when I was going out to play rugby (and admitedly to get slaughtered afterwards at a strippers do!!!!) she stuck all my rugby gear in the bath and covered it with shampoo and water! Mind you no one could tackle me, cause their hands just slipped off!

I know she sounds a bit odd and I dread to think one day I'll come home and find my cocker boiling in a pan on the stove!

Cant live with 'em, cant live with........ hang on, on second thoughts, gone on luv f@*$ off, aaahhhh if only I had big enough balls and large enough bank balance!

 

[le-pig]

that sound's like my ex wife,trade her in for a younger ,more understanding model

 

[FAMINE]

There are many ways to approach the subject...

1. Compensation - If u wanna ball u gotta compensate her, with oral sex, shopping and shoes. Chocolate helps too.

2. Guilt - Wait for her to spend money on oral sex, shopping and shoes then make her feel guilty about it!

3. Involvement - This is my usual path, When meeting ANY new girl state the things in your life that she must NEVER make you choose between, for my missus it was music and paintball. She never moans about either as she knows ill bugger off if she does Then get her involved in it, It doesnt have to be playing, spectating or pot bitch are equally rewarding and as most tournys have loads of blokes about she will love it
Saying that to follow this path you cant be butt ugly and sad or she will just leave ya!

4. Death - Just kill her, claim on the life insurance and buy ballin gear, OK not very legal and the smell gets bad if you insist on sex afterwards


Hope that helps, And to prove my missus is into ballin, check the grin on her face.....
And yes i am using both hands to hold the camera

 

[le-pig]

Originally posted by FAMINE
There are many ways to approach the subject...

1. Compensation - If u wanna ball u gotta compensate her, with oral sex, shopping and shoes. Chocolate helps too.

2. Guilt - Wait for her to spend money on oral sex,

your very unnderstanding,letting her pay someone else

 

[Robbo]

Originally posted by FAMINE
There are many ways to approach the subject...

1. Compensation - If u wanna ball u gotta compensate her, with oral sex, shopping and shoes. Chocolate helps too.

2. Guilt - Wait for her to spend money on oral sex, shopping and shoes then make her feel guilty about it!

3. Involvement - This is my usual path, When meeting ANY new girl state the things in your life that she must NEVER make you choose between, for my missus it was music and paintball. She never moans about either as she knows ill bugger off if she does Then get her involved in it, It doesnt have to be playing, spectating or pot bitch are equally rewarding and as most tournys have loads of blokes about she will love it
Saying that to follow this path you cant be butt ugly and sad or she will just leave ya!

4. Death - Just kill her, claim on the life insurance and buy ballin gear, OK not very legal and the smell gets bad if you insist on sex afterwards

Hope that helps,

Now that.....was f##kin funny


Well I laughed my bollocks off.......the wife however is unnervingly quiet....just behind me....hmmmmmm

Robbo

 

[manike]

My Ex girlfriend hated paintball.

My new girlfriend doesn't mind it/kind of likes it.

 

[crom-dubh]

Personally I use reverse psycology. Beg her to come with you, saying how fun it is to be shot at point blank range, or to get soaking wet and muddy. Then tell her it would be so good for the relationship if we had more things in common. Obviously she will decline. Now this is the good bit. You make her feel guilty so then she has to make it up to you because you have to go balling by yourself.

 

[Tortoise-Licker]

Count yourselves lucky

My X girlfriend hated paintball so much she dumped me.
this only happened because i became more involved in the sport after buying PGI. So PGI owes me a new woman, or at worse the privaledges that come with such an item

 

[le-pig]

Originally posted by crom-dubh
Personally I use reverse psycology. Beg her to come with you, saying how fun it is to be shot at point blank range, or to get soaking wet and muddy. Then tell her it would be so good for the relationship if we had more things in common. Obviously she will decline. Now this is the good bit. You make her feel guilty so then she has to make it up to you because you have to go balling by yourself.

and she falls for this

 

[Robbo]

Count yourselves lucky

Originally posted by Tortoise-Licker
My X girlfriend hated paintball so much she dumped me.
this only happened because i became more involved in the sport after buying PGI. So PGI owes me a new woman, or at worse the privaledges that come with such an item

Oh, I couldn't agree with you more, 'Bend Over TJ and do your duty for PGI , you know you want to' !!!!

Robbo (middle name : 'Hetro' )