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Urban

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Urbans missus here......

I have no problems with Urban playing ball, as long as its not on my birthday.

He plays ball, at weekends, i go to work to pay for him playing ball.

As long as he's happy, i'm happy too.

This is no lie!!!!

A man has to have a pass time.

Heidi xx

:D
 

manike

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Hello Urban's Missus, we have met before where you told me that and I respect it... (Urban's a lucky guy!)

Do you think I could put you in touch with my GF also so you can discuss such issues with her? :)

Actually my GF is cool also, only when I buy a new marker she feels the need to buy a new Gucci Hand bag!

How can I prove to her that I didn't buy the marker and that they were given to me and thus she doesn't 'have' to buy a new hand bag to level the score each time? :D

manike
 

Collier

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Originally posted by manike
Hello Urban's Missus, we have met before where you told me that and I respect it... (Urban's a lucky guy!)

Do you think I could put you in touch with my GF also so you can discuss such issues with her? :)

Actually my GF is cool also, only when I buy a new marker she feels the need to buy a new Gucci Hand bag!

How can I prove to her that I didn't buy the marker and that they were given to me and thus she doesn't 'have' to buy a new hand bag to level the score each time? :D

manike
Simple, Give new marker to me and I'll 'lend' it to you when I see you at tourneys! :D :D :D

Paul.
 

pwlldu

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If she doens't like paintball get her doing her own thing

Equus plays paintball, I play hockey, go climbing, whatever.
He tells me tales of bunkers and mugging, I tell him how I removed ball, stick and conciousness from an unwary centre forward. (It was an accident and I did apologise - eventually. It was a legal tackle after all)

We both win in the shiny kit sector as well - at least with climbing I can claim the safety angle when I buy another shiny shiny karabiner...

He plays tourneys and I buy donuts for the team and scoff burgers at Temple.

It's a very satisfying arrangement :)
 

Davo at work

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Equus and Mrs Equus

He sounds as though he does not deserve you ;)

If he ever dumps you give us a shout :D :D :D ;)

Make sure you go through his paintball bag before you leave as I need some bits and bobs for my marker !:)
 

GoatBoy

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Originally posted by james adkin
i took my other half to a rental day with goatboy and most of the bullswood staff. She had a great time i think, i simply introduced her to another girl (goatboy's mrs) and she was able to chat/play the games paired up with her.
ahhhhh that explains it then. I caught my other half wiping more than once during the day, but didn't realise she'd been hanging around with one of your she/he's..... bound to pick up some of your bad habits :rolleyes: :D

In all seriousness, Karen said your young chick was very cool and friendly and she liked her. I told her not to plan on seeing her again though, it's only a matter of time before her glasses come back from the opticians and you get the "Spainish Archer".... get it ?.... El Bow?!??!?! :D
 

james adkin

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Spanish Archer????

It was the british archers towards the french u monkey.

Well its the first time your lady has had enough of a substance to wipe of since she has been with you
 

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Death - Just kill her, claim on the life insurance and buy ballin gear, OK not very legal and the smell gets bad if you insist on sex afterwards
Oh Good God man.... I cant belive you went THAT far...:D

It's just a shame that these people dont know just how serious you are!!

Seriously though people:

What do you say to a woman with two black-eye's?
-NOTHIN you've already told her twice!!

(Disclaimer: to Wifey: this post was intended for a little joke, and show my disgust at Famine's remark. It was in no way meant to be degrading to women. If there is any answer that I can give that does not offend, please assume I've said it now):(