Why does my wife hate paintball soooo much?

[Burb]

Girlfriends usually hate paintball for the simple facts....

1. you spend more on paintball than you do on them
2. you spend more time at the weekend playing paintball, than you do with them
3. they never understand the need to dry fire
4. it gives them something to moan about
5. they really dont care about your great bust up the tape
6. they dont appriciatate being woken up at 4:30 whilst your getting ready to drive 2 hours to a tournament
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[MrPink]

Originally posted by Burb
Girlfriends usually hate paintball for the simple facts....

1. you spend more on paintball than you do on them
2. you spend more time at the weekend playing paintball, than you do with them
3. they never understand the need to dry fire
4. it gives them something to moan about
5. they really dont care about your great bust up the tape
6. they dont appriciatate being woken up at 4:30 whilst your getting ready to drive 2 hours to a tournament
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   Esp. No. 4!

 

[GoatBoy]

Let me just try and get my head round this...you ball but your wife doesn't like it...hmmmm .... and you need a wife because...?????








PS if any of you forward this to my girl, you're DEAD!

 

[Robbo]

Originally posted by GoatBoy
Let me just try and get my head round this...you ball but your wife doesn't like it...hmmmm .... and you need a wife because...?????

Goat, if ya don't know now or perhaps haven't guessed, there is little hope for ya m8

Robbo

 

[GoatBoy]

ahhh yes Robbo "the newly wed" jumps in with a comment just in case Mrs Robbo is watching the boards......




In all honesty it's probably a problem that plagues most of us, and if I was to be brutally honest me more than most still my young lady is having her first day of rental tomorrow. With any luck she'll have a killer day, and come March 2003 will understand how my playing Portugal with the team, takes priority over her hopes of a romantic spring break........ *sigh*.......sob sob!!

 

[Mark Toye-Nexus]

Why do they hate it?

Why do they hate any sport or past time you are involved in?

Cos it makes you happy is why. It also is time away from them - which makes them unhappy (and you a bit more happy btw).

See - its simple.

Dont fight it (or her) just get on with it and suffer in silence - its worth it!!!

 

[TJ Lambini]

I don't understand tha need to dryfire either - it's tha most ****in annoying thing in tha world.

And I imagine that yo lady is pissed because all ballers, nay, all gun shooters, are impotent and compensate for it by shooting guns of one sort or another.













Except me.

 

[Burb]

Originally posted by TJ Lambini
I don't understand tha need to dryfire either - it's tha most ****in annoying thing in tha world.

And I imagine that yo lady is pissed because all ballers, nay, all gun shooters, are impotent and compensate for it by shooting guns of one sort or another.













Except me.

I knew there was a logical explantion

 

[le-pig]

tell her that women make better ballers,due to the fact that they can consentrate on more than 1 thing at once,are naturally vindictive.then buy her a new shiny toy

 

[Robbo]

Originally posted by GoatBoy
ahhh yes Robbo "the newly wed" jumps in with a comment just in case Mrs Robbo is watching the boards......

U sayin I wrote that just to placate 'er indoors' and make her feel good?
What utter f##kin rubbish and an absolute insult to my reputation as a man among men.................Is that alright dear ? What's for dinner tonight Luv ?

Robbo