Top Wind Ups

[Robbo]

Hmmmm, nah sorry, not really close at all, the full horror of this can't even be guessed at because in this case, truth is stranger than fiction and if I told you what really went down..I doubt any of you would believe me and if you did, I'd get my ass sued off.
I'm afraid this sorry tale is destined to remain untold, leastwise on these boards it is by me, but there are people out there who do know what happened, let's hope one of those might tell all but I can't

 

[Pinchaaay]

Thats it folks you all heard the big guy, those who know.........confess all. Muhahahahahahaha!



"cp"

 

[kidzero]

well...if all the poo stories were nasty...i had a mate and me and him were doomed to prepare food for some guys who really made us angry the day before. the meal cosisted of a milky garlic sauce and fresh bread...and believe me...me and my mate did not eat from the sauce for a reason. just if you didnt get it, we had a lot of porn hidden under our beds that days...

 

[SiXplicit]

Nastee!

Whilst at the Max Masters in Germany this year, a certain lanky ginger boy, who now plays for Method, took it upon himself to play a few pranks on a couple of his fellow team mates. However, he didn't realise there was one being played on him! Before going to the players party, he had pringled (i.e. broken up pringles and placed them in) somebody's bed. Anyway, off he trots to the players party and whilst he is out we find a naive member of staff to let us in his room (lots of lies involved but we did it!). Another member of our team then picked up the ginger ones pillow and ventured off to the toilet. An arse wipe later and the pillow is placed back on the bed!

One he got away with though was pi$$ing on the shower head before someone else took a shower. Let's just say the unsuspecting showerer had a good facial rub and gargle whilst in there!

Method guys, watch your backs!

 

[L J]

hmmmm another good 'un is whilst a mate goes to the bog at a pub....just take his pint/red bull and vodka( almost same colours) and relieve yourself a little not to much thought, jst enough so he cant taste it proper, but thinks its weird

 

[weedave]

Originally posted by cockersrule
hmmmm another good 'un is whilst a mate goes to the bog at a pub....just take his pint/red bull and vodka( almost same colours) and relieve yourself a little not to much thought, jst enough so he cant taste it proper, but thinks its weird

Thats just sick..

 

[L J]

yeah, i dont do it personally, but ive seen someone do it, and the recipient

 

[Mikey D]

ok, a less sickening one. get his pint, and put the beer mat on top, and turn over, now quickly yank the beer mat away, leaving him to be buggered.

or the classic one where you lean it on his 2 hands so he cant move, and its too heavy to pick up with ya mouth, then walk away.

but i think the funniest one i ever saw was somebody being fooled with the 'spoons' game. now if you dont know, i cant tell you, because then theres one less sucker for it

 

[PimpDaddyZanwaa]

Arrrrrrgggh

I am honestly really scared to cross any of you Scat lovers, for fear of waking up next to a 10lb nutty logg or even worse.

 

[Shuck]

At Campaign on the snake side of the finals (RPS) field, there was a pipe going round. From what I could see, the victim ended up with power all over their face, and it was really humerous.

Can anyone else explain the whole concept?