Top Wind Ups

[Robbo]

Best one I heard, though I fear the victim of this might not agree, is what happened to Ronnie Kilbourne a few years back when he came over to play in the Mayhem Masters.

When Ronnie was out at the fields playing, some of the Ironmen gained access to his hotel room, they got hold of Ronnie's camera that he had left in the room and then proceeded to take some pictures of one of the Ironmen (who shall remain nameless) shoving Ronnie's toothbrush up his own ass........bristle head first.
The handle of Ronnie's toothbrush was the only thing visible !!!
The toothbrush was duly returned to the rack and the camera was returned to its original position.

Two weeks later, after returning back to the States, Ronnie gets the film developed and realises..............

It's just too horrible to imagine....and believe me folks this is not some bull**** story that is bandied around, this actually happened !!!

And believe me, that ain't the worse one I know of...

 

[PimpDaddyZanwaa]

Oh dear that is some funny **** literaly

 

[JoseDominguez]

prawns hidden in uplighters..........always good for three months of phantom stench.

My favourite? once opened one of those irritating musical christmas cards and slid it behind the wall mounted heater in some student freinds house. Landlord refused to do anything about it..................3 months of gradually fading frosty the snowman in their front room.
Priceless.

 

[Ms Bossy]

Hey Robbo

I heard that one year at either mayhem or campaign Marcus had a dump in someones pot then placed it back into the battle pack, do you know if this is true!

 

[Robbo]

Originally posted by Bud
Hey Robbo

I heard that one year at either mayhem or campaign Marcus had a dump in someones pot then placed it back into the battle pack, do you know if this is true!

It is true...and worse....much worse...eeeeekkkk

 

[kidzero]

i heard somebody placed a fish into a friends car(somewhere behind a seat or something *YUCK*
but robbo, the ronnie-story is...GREAT FUNNY !!!!

 

[ThunderCat]

Originally posted by kidzero
i heard somebody placed a fish into a friends car(somewhere behind a seat or something *YUCK*
but robbo, the ronnie-story is...GREAT FUNNY !!!!

I did that with a tin of sardines under the passenger seat of my friends car at school, he took weeks to find it and the car never recovered. He even had it chemically cleaned before he found the sardines and it smelled worse!!

 

[Ms Bossy]

Talc powder into the intake vent just under the windscreen of my headmasters brand new 1.6 ghia escort mk2.
He turned the car on and the heater fan kicked in and sucked all the talc into the car, just one very thick white cloud in the car and one very hacked off headmaster

 

[PimpDaddyZanwaa]

Burb from Twisted,

once put a fish finger in his mates shoe underneath the innersole the nasty thing was the guy didnt find it for about 3 months

 

[Liz]

Originally posted by Bud
Hey Robbo

I heard that one year at either mayhem or campaign Marcus had a dump in someones pot then placed it back into the battle pack, do you know if this is true!

The "cr@p wars" between the Preds and the Ironmen were legendary. Another one was when someone (can't remember exactly who, though probably Marcus) took a dump & put it under the handle of the hire car the other team were using. Everythink LOOKED fine until they went to open the door.......
The poor old hire cars tended to suffer quite badly in those days!