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[QuackingPlums]

Takes a bit longer to setup...

Blow cress-seed under the door of someone who has a fairly deep pile (but not wooly) carpet when they're away for the weekend. Then pour/blow some water through and leave.

Cress can grow at an incredible rate on just about anything, so with any luck, he'll come back to a nice cress lawn... and worse still, once the roots take hold, u can't vacuum them up - he'll have to mow it regularly!

 

[Robbo]

Originally posted by Liz
The "cr@p wars" between the Preds and the Ironmen were legendary. Another one was when someone (can't remember exactly who, though probably Marcus) took a dump & put it under the handle of the hire car the other team were using. Everythink LOOKED fine until they went to open the door.......
The poor old hire cars tended to suffer quite badly in those days!

The unfortunate recipient of Marcus's deposit was none other than Phyllis Long, Bob's wife.
Every time I see her in the US, she reminds of it and asks after Marcus..probably out of abject fear in case he had come over with me
Apparently, she has never opened a car door since... I wonder why

 

[Bully]

Smoke grenade

Smoke grenade under the back wheel of a car, now that is funny, several times players have fallen for it

The funniest was a couple of years ago the "pornstars" played at Toulouse, they got a dodgy minibus to take them all down there. In Paris it nearly blew up on the way down, but they carried on. At the site they relived all the horror stories that had happened coming down - waiting for the french version of the AA who when he arrived spoke no English and just said it is OK even though it was using more oil than fuel - Other drivers pointing to them as they left a smoke screen behind them as they drove down the roads.

The were all p**sed of with the time it had taken them.

So they were sat in the van in the car park, help arrives, one of the Ugly Ducklings, John Bonich and myself. I explain that the UG is a motor mechanic (I think he might be) so they lift the bonnett and he tampers, whlist I keep them talking JB puts a smoke grenade at the back of the minibusn near the wheel, "turn it over a couple of times to see if has been repaired" Paul Garry turns the ignition on just as the smoke starts to work. "Where is the smoke coming from" I ask just as the smoke start to blow into the minibus. Clouds of white smoke cover the area.

It was so funny watching PG and several other members of the team running around "get the fire brigade" " who has an extinguisher" "help it will blow up" "get the kit off the bus"

We all stood round and had a good laugh

Sorry PG for mentioning you but it was funny seeing you running around. Revenge was promised.

Steve

 

[grandad]

must admit when it came to doin nasty stuff Marcus and the preds v ironmen takes a lot of beating,and i remember the ironmen and poo behind car door handle well,especially when they thought it was chocolate until the young lady [she was young then ] smelt it .
and yes the dump in the pot was true as well and he even dumped right behind a key barricade and let a player slide into it LOL

 

[Bully]

Dump

Talking about taking a dump,

Several players use to go to Belgium every six weeks to marshal the BPA and play. At one site the toilet facilities are not the best so an unamed player (who has a lot of bottle - this will give the players name away to Northern paintballers) was desperate to have a c**p so he went to the far end of the site where there was a load of haybales that had rotted and a pond. So he did the business behind a bale. He came back to the safe area and told us all about this.

First game of the day the team were on field 3, they only have 2 fields on this site the sup'air and the urban field. Today we will be using the hay bale field. The pile of rotten bales surrounding a pond was field 3. As you can guess none of the team slid into "that" barricade.

I could probably like Robbo write a book about the exploits of players, maybe we should.

Steve

 

[Ms Bossy]

Sounds like someone was Robbed of that straw bale

Maybe a book is a good idea, i know it would be a good read

Looking back on it now, quite a lot happend on the belgium trips

 

[Robbo]

Oh My God, I just remembered the Clayton (from the Ironmen) story....OH MY God ........sorry guys..I just can't

 

[Mikey D]

ah go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on

etc.... need I go on

please, these stories are cracking me up at work, and all the others keep staring at me

 

[L J]

Originally posted by Robbo
Oh My God, I just remembered the Clayton (from the Ironmen) story....OH MY God ........sorry guys..I just can't

evil evil man.....GO WAAAAAN you know u wanna tell us

 

[Collier]

With all these stories about poo, Tigers Kidz do NOT get any ideas!!!!

Paul