While in Toulouse this year, my team mates stole my room key and placed a Tampon between the sheets of my bed. They had dipped the tampon in tomato juice so that it was stained red and left it in my bed......
When i came in, i was shocked to discover the tampon, but knew that the guys had tomato juice intheir room....but then there was a small nagging feeling that the cleaner may have been pissed off at the state of the room and left me a present.......needless to say that i didnt sleep inthe bed that night!
To get the guys back for what they did to me, i found a huge cage on wheels in the linen cupboard loaded with towels. I moved the cage in front of the door of the tampon guy and zip tied the cage to the handdle of the door to his room, knocked on his door and stood back. It took him ages to get out!
Half an hour later we went down and with the keys of their hire care that we had nabbed, we moved their hire car to a different space in the car park, the next morning they took about 20 minutes of panicked searching before they found the car on a different level.
They got me back though when we were checking ou bags in at Heathrow to fly top Sweden, they zip tied a small pair of red power ranger Y front pants they had just bought from the airport travel shop to the handle of my bag. When i gave the woman behind the counter my bacg to weigh she looked at me strangely as i went red and looked behind me to see the guys pissing themselves with laughter.
When judging campaign last week, one of the guys threw a ball at me in the middle of a game.As there were about 15 judges on field we were not watching anyone as the whole tape haad been eliminated and it was a 1 on 1 on the far side. I had a full bottle of water in my hand and i walked over to him. he was crouching down and had a towel tied tight around his neck. I opened the full bottle and wedged it between his neck and the towel so that the water slowly drained down his neck. The whole bottle emptied before he had a chance to undo the towel and get it out.
