Best one was in Hutchinson, Ks. It was men's league night and 40 lanes were full 4 to a lane. Of course there were a lot of wives and kids hanging about. Well two little girls about 4 years old were playing together in the video game area and one of them cussed. She did this where the mother of the other little girl could hear. The mother of the other little girl promptly began to verbally discipline the little girl who had cussed. The mother of the little girl became offended that someone else would discipline her kid which she felt was her job.(Side note: If she was up to the task, her kid probably would not have been at a bowling alley on a school night watching everyone around them smoke and swill beer) So the mother of the little girl promptly confronts and starts a verbal argument with the other woman. This is becoming quite heated and drawing everyones attention. Myself and the other porter working with me that night, stood on the counter to stare down into the little group of people to get a better look at what was going on and observed the two ladies bumping gums as hard as they could go when out of nowhere, the cusser girls mother says," You hit me." Which was a blatant lie as we had all witnessed that no such thing had happened. Lightning quick she hauls off and slaps the discipline lady, who I forgot to mention was quite preggers. Discipline Mom gasps but holds her ground and while Cusser Mom stands there not believing she didn't floor her with her slap, Discipline Mom puts both fists together and smacks Cusser Mom right in the chops with some sort of hammer blow. Cusser Mom staggers backward and is grabbed by a concerned league bowler who doesn't want to see either get hurt. He is promptly punched in the face by the husband of Cusser Mom. Leaguer goes to his knees and everytime he tries to get up, Hubbie punches him again. Hubbie gets in about 3 good shots when one of the guys playing against leaguers team, a big Harley riding dude named Stick, decides that this all looks like fun and promptly smacks Hubbie in the chest with a bag full of 16 lb bowling ball. This deflates Hubbie but brings in his teammates who begin to brawl with everyone in the general area. Now we have a free for all, every man for himself me'lee going on that is involving more and more people who start out trying to break someone up, get hit, and retaliate in kind. Square in the center of this hurricane of testosterone we see the initial combatants, both squarely on their feet, bent at the waist with a death grip on each others hair. This particular style of fighting has been termed by me a "weave-war" and is quite common place in East Waco, Tx. Cusser Mom is not exactly playing fair though because she keeps yanking Discipline Mom forward trying to kick her in the belly. Just about the time people started getting tired, the police showed up. Turns out the other porter had called them instead of just watching the surreal turn of events that were occurring in front of us. Only Cusser Mom was arrested and everyone else was issued citations. Man it was a fun night. Enough typing for now.