At the last rec day in Middlesborough one bloke drops a pod full of paint in an APC type thing. Ce wanders on in to collect his precious balls, 5 mins later he walks back out without his mask on. 3 of us dive on top of him screaming and shouting. Another 5 mins on and we hear "well how'm I supposed to put my mask on when you're all sat on me?"
I popped his mask back on and we let him up. His excuse for being a dumbass was that he couldn't see his balls through the clear lense of his fog-free goggs!!!
I also ripped 2 pairs of coveralls from sliding (Sorry lads) and had to carry one pot around in my hand cuz they didn't have any packs big enough.
Still owned the field mind
Next time I'll be taking my own kit