i know people who have said that..
my response is pretty close to what you said or i'll say something like.. oh well sucks for you kaka
my response is pretty close to what you said or i'll say something like.. oh well sucks for you kaka
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Yo Mama Jokes
Some yo mama jokes
-Yo mamas so short, you can see her feet in her drivers liscense.
-Yo mamas so old, she still owes Jesus a dime.
-Yo mamas so fat, whenever she turns around, we throw her a welcome back party.
Yo mamas pu$$y is so hairy, when you were born you got a rug burn.
Some yo mama jokes
-Yo mamas so short, you can see her feet in her drivers liscense.
-Yo mamas so old, she still owes Jesus a dime.
-Yo mamas so fat, whenever she turns around, we throw her a welcome back party.
Yo mamas pu$$y is so hairy, when you were born you got a rug burn.
yo momma so dumb she got knocked over by a park car. hmmmm
my sis must be proper dumb. she was knocked over by a parked car when someone opened the door smack in her face. but then again, she is blonde
my sis must be proper dumb. she was knocked over by a parked car when someone opened the door smack in her face. but then again, she is blonde
Drat!
I wanna be in your gang, richards gonna be pissed....I gave hima copy of the art of war- well actually my only copy of the art of warOriginally posted by Robinator
my plan is spotted a mile off
weeeeellll......
D'YA WANNA BE IN MY GANG MY GANG MY GANG D'YA WANNA BE IN MY GANG OH YEAH!
sorry felt like breaking out into song!
robin
my friend's sister took the SAT's and got a 400.. and they give you 200pts just for putting your info on it sad
sad
problems at hand...
My paintball skills is a problem. Or should I say, the absence of my paintball skills.
My paintball skills is a problem. Or should I say, the absence of my paintball skills.
(Man 1) "Do you know who I am?"
(Man 2 very loudly) "Quite everyone this blokes about to introduce himself"
Best served in middle of busy pub on a fri/ sat night. Makes them very embarrased and one of two things happen...
1/ Man 1 F's off.
2/ Man 1 waits outside the pub with 5 of his body builder mates and beats you to within an inch of your life.
Be warned...
(Man 2 very loudly) "Quite everyone this blokes about to introduce himself"
Best served in middle of busy pub on a fri/ sat night. Makes them very embarrased and one of two things happen...
1/ Man 1 F's off.
2/ Man 1 waits outside the pub with 5 of his body builder mates and beats you to within an inch of your life.
Be warned...
Best for settling disputes in North London Boozers,
"Muscles are out mate, Guns and Knifes are in"
Best not used in South London Pubs though....
"Muscles are out mate, Guns and Knifes are in"
Best not used in South London Pubs though....