best come backs
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here's one requires a large tube or rolled up piece of paper...
BLING BLING BLING....this is a staff announcement....(Twisty) is a hoe!
BLING BLING BLING....this is a staff announcement....(Twisty) is a hoe!
Do I sense...
... a hostile take over in the making? Twisty is away for a week and Rob is getting all feisty!
... a hostile take over in the making? Twisty is away for a week and Rob is getting all feisty!
Drat!
my plan is spotted a mile off
weeeeellll......
D'YA WANNA BE IN MY GANG MY GANG MY GANG D'YA WANNA BE IN MY GANG OH YEAH!
sorry felt like breaking out into song!
robin
my plan is spotted a mile off
weeeeellll......
D'YA WANNA BE IN MY GANG MY GANG MY GANG D'YA WANNA BE IN MY GANG OH YEAH!
sorry felt like breaking out into song!
robin
when my friend is in an arguement he starts acting like a homo and starts looking at peopel strangely and rubbing their arm
might wanna be careful about using that one
might wanna be careful about using that one
Oldies but goodies...
Your momma is so fat it's illegal for her to wear an "X" Jacket because helicopters keep trying to land on her back.
Your momma's so fat she uses the driveway to Iron her cloths.
Your momma is so fat it's illegal for her to wear an "X" Jacket because helicopters keep trying to land on her back.
Your momma's so fat she uses the driveway to Iron her cloths.
yo mamas so old, jesus is in her yearbook
yo mamas so old, her social security number is 1
yo maams so fat, everytime she turns around its her birthday
yo mamas so fat, the back of her neck look like a package of hotdogs
yo mamas so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang
yo mama must be on that new diet, slim slow
yo mamas so dumb, she thougth a quarterback was a refund
yo mamas so dumb, she got hit by a parked car
yo mamas so dumb, it took her 2hrs to watch 60 minutes
yo mamas so hair, she looks like she has don king in a headlock
yo mamas so stank, she made right guard turn left
yo mamas so stank, she made speedstick slow down
couldnt think of any others at the moment
yo mamas so old, her social security number is 1
yo maams so fat, everytime she turns around its her birthday
yo mamas so fat, the back of her neck look like a package of hotdogs
yo mamas so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang
yo mama must be on that new diet, slim slow
yo mamas so dumb, she thougth a quarterback was a refund
yo mamas so dumb, she got hit by a parked car
yo mamas so dumb, it took her 2hrs to watch 60 minutes
yo mamas so hair, she looks like she has don king in a headlock
yo mamas so stank, she made right guard turn left
yo mamas so stank, she made speedstick slow down
couldnt think of any others at the moment
What? No one mentioned the "Your momma's so fat her a$$ has it's own governer."
Anyway, One I made up (but I bet someone else thought of long before me)
When making fun of someones mother...
person#2 says the lame: "But my mom is dead."
you say: "Yeah, it's cause I Humped her to death! ha!"
note: (You can replace that death by any other hilarious sex related incident, ie:cause she choked on my wiener)
I love getting into arguements like this with people around college, people are sooo bad at them.
Reminds me of when I asked a friend if he got the graduation present I sent him.
He said: no.
I told him: Funny, I gave it to your mom about nine months ago and I figured she'd have it about now.
Other fun things involve homo inuendos... really pisses a guy off when you tell em how pretty they look when they get mad. If they try to turn it around, eh, just say something about how they are hiding their own insecurities and to be true to themselves...you know all homophobes...
Anyway, It's getting late, I've had my fun for now. Keep em coming!!
Anyway, One I made up (but I bet someone else thought of long before me)
When making fun of someones mother...
person#2 says the lame: "But my mom is dead."
you say: "Yeah, it's cause I Humped her to death! ha!"
note: (You can replace that death by any other hilarious sex related incident, ie:cause she choked on my wiener)
I love getting into arguements like this with people around college, people are sooo bad at them.
Reminds me of when I asked a friend if he got the graduation present I sent him.
He said: no.
I told him: Funny, I gave it to your mom about nine months ago and I figured she'd have it about now.
Other fun things involve homo inuendos... really pisses a guy off when you tell em how pretty they look when they get mad. If they try to turn it around, eh, just say something about how they are hiding their own insecurities and to be true to themselves...you know all homophobes...
Anyway, It's getting late, I've had my fun for now. Keep em coming!!