yo mamma is so dumb she threw a stone at the ground and missed
oh and 'shut the f*uck up or i ll bitch slap you!'
oh and 'shut the f*uck up or i ll bitch slap you!'
best come backs
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Best your Momma Come back ever... WARNING may CAUSE a Fight!
Better tell yo momma to stop wearing some many shades of Lipstick...
She left a Rainbow on my (insert your favorite word for Jammy here!)
I tell you it stops them dead in their tracks.
Better tell yo momma to stop wearing some many shades of Lipstick...
She left a Rainbow on my (insert your favorite word for Jammy here!)
I tell you it stops them dead in their tracks.
Come backs
'I would get into a battle of the wits with you......except I hate to fight against an unarmed man'.
I once heard this at my college from two year 7's who were dissin each other:
'Oh my gosh your mum makes gravy for leopard's' (boy 1)
'Well your mum cooks kidney beans for bus conductors' (boy 2)
At this point the crowd was goin ape ****, like this was the ultimate cussing match of the last decade. At which point boy 1 completely appauled with how rinsed he's gettin says:
'Your momma's a goat cheese herder' then they broke out the can of whoop-ass and the ''he bitch man slapping' proceeded.
Tre funny, true story
'I would get into a battle of the wits with you......except I hate to fight against an unarmed man'.
I once heard this at my college from two year 7's who were dissin each other:
'Oh my gosh your mum makes gravy for leopard's' (boy 1)
'Well your mum cooks kidney beans for bus conductors' (boy 2)
At this point the crowd was goin ape ****, like this was the ultimate cussing match of the last decade. At which point boy 1 completely appauled with how rinsed he's gettin says:
'Your momma's a goat cheese herder' then they broke out the can of whoop-ass and the ''he bitch man slapping' proceeded.
Tre funny, true story
The ultimate comeback is
"I know you are, but what am I?"
Normally followed by the other person saying
"A prick"
Twist
"I know you are, but what am I?"
Normally followed by the other person saying
"A prick"
Twist
