best come backs
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twisty
*tell them to go a grow a pube and come back lol
*your mum didnt complain
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laugh and walk away annoys them much much more
u like watching the simpsons
*tell them to go a grow a pube and come back lol
*your mum didnt complain
*
laugh and walk away annoys them much much more
Come backs
Lill ****es copying tsk...........
"your so young and immature you must shop for puberty"
lols they got that off Will Smith's Fresh Prince of Bel' Air.Originally posted by €gg
'I would get into a battle of the wits with you......except I hate to fight against an unarmed man'.
I once heard this at my college from two year 7's who were dissin each other:
Tre funny, true story
Lill ****es copying tsk...........
"your so young and immature you must shop for puberty"
Always a popular one when we were @ school was;
You say "Is your mum pregnant yet ????"
To which they reply "No !!!!"
You then say "Well tell her I want my money back !!!"
or
"You call her Mum, really, cos I call her bitch...."
Ahhhhhhhh those were the days
You say "Is your mum pregnant yet ????"
To which they reply "No !!!!"
You then say "Well tell her I want my money back !!!"
or
"You call her Mum, really, cos I call her bitch...."
Ahhhhhhhh those were the days
Yo mama's so thin she, got nipples on her back....
or
You sir are depriving a village somewhere of it's idiot.
or
difficult to believe you beat a 100 million other sperm
Slightly humerous story although you probably had to be there, when I was at college I got into a bit of Your mama rant on the hockey field. Afer making various remarks about the other Chaps mum, nan and sister (and a little 4 ball action), his mate turns round and says this guy's mum had died over the summer holiday. Cue extremely awkward silence, tumbleweeds blowing past with me left with only one thing to say. "No wonder she was so cr*p, if she was dead, should'nt he consider charging less for her next time round?"
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You sir are depriving a village somewhere of it's idiot.
or
difficult to believe you beat a 100 million other sperm
Slightly humerous story although you probably had to be there, when I was at college I got into a bit of Your mama rant on the hockey field. Afer making various remarks about the other Chaps mum, nan and sister (and a little 4 ball action), his mate turns round and says this guy's mum had died over the summer holiday. Cue extremely awkward silence, tumbleweeds blowing past with me left with only one thing to say. "No wonder she was so cr*p, if she was dead, should'nt he consider charging less for her next time round?"
"When inbreds escape..."
Yo mammas so fat, she has to have planning permission to sit down.
The gene pool should have a life guard because of people like you
Yo mammas so fat, she has to have planning permission to sit down.
The gene pool should have a life guard because of people like you
then there was...
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I like you... you remind me of when I was young and stupid.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I like you... you remind me of when I was young and stupid.