best come backs

[Twisty]

Re: Drat!

Originally posted by €gg
I wanna be in your gang, richards gonna be pissed....I gave hima copy of the art of war- well actually my only copy of the art of war

Nice to know i leave the country and still remain an important point of focus. You just cant get enough of me.
How about
"A million sperm and YOU were the fastest?!?!?"
Twist

 

[Equus]

I'm not to good at the insulting malarky (well, I'm just sh*t at it really) but I've always liked:

Which was worth more, you're (whatever you want to insult here) or the catalogue it came from?

 

[jack]

the 1 that gets everyone pissed off is when you hold up two fingers and say "smell your mom"

 

[teoFAD]

Some Greek:

To mouni tis maanas soy.

Saalta ki gkamisoy.

the best versions, for your mums and up yours!!

usefull if you're planning on comming in greece this summer and want to use something better than the usuall : malakas (*******)

 

[joe bob]

So hows the "I dont want to be a homo" class going

 

[stongle]

A little Sarf Afrikkannnnn:

Ya Ma Sa Pus

(BIGDog correct spelling for me please).

Don't ask what it means cos you won't like it.

 

[JoseDominguez]

How about

I just met your sister and your mother, her names Sharon.

Did your parents have any kids that lived?

Wow, great, it's just like a penis, only smaller. (Not one I use often).

Nothing I could do to you that god hasn't done to you already.

Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks your a ?????

Barring that, I find walloping someone with a chair is usualy pretty effective.

 

[JoseDominguez]

Not strictly a put down, but sort of.

Ultimate fight stopper. Use only to avoid immenent pounding.
When threatened:
1: Step back with your right leg and shift your weight onto it.
2: Let him step forward.
3: Put out both hands, as if to push him back.
4: Place both hands on his chest.
5: Push him back using your right leg and shoulders.
6: As he's about to fall back, wrap your hands in his shirt/t-shirt and pull him back towards you.
7: He'll be off balance so push him back again and he'll go over.
8: Hand him the two halves of his T-shirt that you should now be holding.
9: Escape while everyone laughs at your semi-naked opponent.

This works (twice so far) , sod self defence courses. I instruct them and you can't beat this. Sort of a bugs bunny approach to combat.

 

[JoseDominguez]

To mouni tis maanas soy.

Saalta ki gkamisoy.

the best versions, for your mums and up yours!!

usefull if you're planning on comming in greece this summer and want to use something better than the usuall : malakas (*******) originally posted by TeoFad


Oh god, that is funny for so many reasons.

 

[skullicious]

The best comeback is to shoot them in the neck.