...and some more limerics

[Smally85]

*Coughblatantripoffcough*

So the wanderer returns from his exile
Gone as he was for quite a while
Maybe its time for him to show
How little he does truely know
And now he comes to face a trial

To be sure his skills do exist
But my taunts can he resist?
I put it to you that he cannot
Perhaps his temper will become hot
Until he can make my taunts desist

This is however a mighty task
And home he will go in a cask
For even his skills are no match for I
But I dare ye to gie it a try
Don't try, as before, wearing a mask

(Well its good to see ya again my spyder breaking friend, about time you graced us with your presence again! You know I'm only playing right? I just need someone to aggravate! )
Smally

 

[kidzero]

so the kid is back with a bag of new tricks
that will slap you around like roundhousekicks
everytime i return
you know i will burn
all of you lil chicks with dicks

so if anyone wants to battle prepare to loose
if you challenge me, its your fate that you choose
dirty i fight
swing with might
and sit on your grave and have lots of booth

so now mr boogie has hit the deck
i break out hard like glenn goes for crack
make smally go pee
make egg look like a she
call the marshalls over to you all to chickickeck chickicheck

i think i put down one more to finish you off
you all are punters, like chronic i cough
i play you like lego
just to put up my ego
and really, i think that you have enough

 

[€gg]

Yo......Kidzero...yeah you biaach

Well Im not gonna be childish and tease,
an oppertunity at which many do cease.
So Im just gonna come clean,
I didnt want to be mean
but Im get busy with your mum on her knees.

 

[Smally85]

Ah ha

At last the women emerge from their holes
Now its time to start scoring some goals
I'll put you to shame
I'll rubbish your name
If you like we could put our skills to the polls

Yes I think I want a battle
I could make y'all look like cattle
With my supreme rhyming skills
I will leave you to foot the bills
But beware, I don't want you to lose you rattle

For all of this is in jest
Its only really a little test
To see who is truly the one
You €gg? I think not son
And as for the rest!

I laugh in the face of your rhyme
They really are not worth a dime
You think you can compete
Well I will soon be replete
And to call you good would be a crime

 

[SuperNova]

*cracks knuckles* shall we begin?

Well Im not gonna be childish and tease,
an oppertunity at which many do cease.
So Im just gonna come clean,
I didnt want to be mean
but Im get busy with your mum on her knees.

roflmao

After many days spent teaching 8 year olds how to fire boomsticks Nova reappears to carry on his saga as the sensei to all wannabe pro's.

From the podium Twistier was sweep-kicked
Watch it son, you're about to be d*cked
As with rhymes that will flow
From his pen like a pro
The sensei shows you how to be licked

But who is this daddy of cool
Who Twistier's ass he will rule
Its the sensei, the one
The paintball top gun
Tis Nova: queue ladies' drool!

But hey babes don't get it on my shirt
Cos right now there's no time to flirt
It's time for pimp daddy
To give this lil' laddy
A 3 course meal in eating dirt

Don't worry if you're palette's too dry
Twistier, you wittle small-fry
As I take you to town
Here's what will wash it down
It's your tears as you begin to cry

It was worth the wait huh?

 

[kidzero]

twistier who? i stopped even thinking about this guy ages ago...now nova comes up with that looser again*LOL*?

 

[kidzero]

oh and egg...

there once was a baller called egg
who i always shoot straight in the back
its cause i make moves so mean
while he moves like mr. bean
and spend hours cleaning his pack


he once had some pretty nice chick
with one habit, she just loved my dick
i did her so well
for more she did yell
next day, his poor butt she did kick

 

[8 Ball]

there once was a baller called egg
who i always shoot straight in the back
its cause i make moves so mean
while he moves like mr. bean
and spend hours cleaning his pack

This kidzeros ryhming is fantastic!
I am of course being sarcastic.
You must be smokin crack
To mix "egg" with "back"
I've seen better stuff writen by a spastic.

I dont think our german friend understands
The thought proccess a lymeric demands
In your rush to piss take
KZ makes many a mistake
And the results are poems which are bland

So the great one now has a bionic knee,
Beware though you better tread carefully.
Cos as soon as 8 Ball
Gets back to paintball
I'll still be the number one daddy.

 

[kidzero]

oh yeah right mr. 8ball *LOL* and"carefully" rhymes perfectly with "daddy".

once again a sucker made a fool of himself while trying to put **** on me i tell you all one more time: dont try it!

 

[€gg]

If you feel lucky...

KZ's mum could never say NO,
She was known as that dirty old ho.
Hanging round bunkers for good luck,
but her lady luck did suck,
The whole team would que up for a go.