...and some more limerics

[SuperNova]

oooooooooooooh noooooooooo

Nova checks his emails feverishly, waiting for a reply to his bid on a 7-man on the 15th of next month

KidZero at first you were cool,
Albeit you rhymed like a tool,
You've been 0wned to the max,
Let me call you a tax,
-i to drag your corpse back to rhyme school

 

[€gg]

'..if you feel....lucky...'

Nova has returned as a trained sensei,
he is known from montreal to Romes Colleseum of grey
but you have much to learn,
to know my secret you yearn,
now bow down before the one I say!!!


'...do you have any money..I want to spend all your money...in the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar...'

 

[kidzero]

oh, and 8ball...

one thing is sure, as in winter, the SNOw FALLS
your girl still annoys me with this stupid PHOne CALLS
i cannot longer bear
cause i dont wanna hear
but she keeps telling me that you got NO BALLS

is that enough rhyming for you? stupid question, of course it is!

 

[8 Ball]

sigh

i cannot longer bear
cause i dont wanna hear

Personally i think i'm wasting everyones time
But would you just look at KZs above line.
Lets do a quick vote
Look at the above quote
And tell me do either of those word rhyme?

The result will say unanimously say no,
Through the exit door now you must go.
And if you return
A lesson you'll learn,
In how to become my ho

 

[Smally85]

I could be an arse now....

.... technically they are called sight rhymes and as such he is rhyming when he writes that! HaHa!
I really need to stop doing English at college!!

 

[Snippz]

three words smally man....GET OUT MORE!!

leave english at college dude!

 

[kidzero]

okay, lets put the battle thing aside for a moment.
you tell me that falls, calls and balls does not rhyme?
is it your accent thats funny or mine? for real, to me it is obvious that these three words rhyme.and when i talk english in england EVERYBODY understands me( my experience so far: three times three weeks in an english family, speaking and thinking and dreaming english 24/7, 6 weeks malaysia where english is spoken by nearly everyone and you have to speak it to communicate if you cant speak bahasa, indian or chinese and i work with a lot of black people and with them i speak mostly english)so my english cant be that bad. now i find that you are laughin at my linguistic skills and i cant see the reason. of course you live there, its your language, you have to know, but its a bit hard for me to believe that falls calls and balls does not rhyme...maybe its just me, but when i speak these words out, they rhyme goddamn it!
but please correct me

*edit* oh, it was about bear and hear? well, i wasnt to sure about it, but as smally said: its a sight rhyme *g* and of course *cough* i wanted it that way*cough*

 

[kidzero]

but anyway...even if bear does not rhyme with hear..."DADDY" NEVER EVER RHYMES WITH "CAREFULLY" NOT EVEN BY SIGHT!

 

[Smally85]

Methinks....

.... the phrase Kiddy is looking for is OWNED!!!!
He does appear to have made a prat of himself, graciously got himself out of it, and then pointed out how dumb you are!!!
HeHeHe

The was a baller called Kiddy
Sometimes he got a little giddy
He OWNED 8 Ball and Nova
Their rhymes he did piss all over
To be honest he makes you look fliddy

 

[8 Ball]

lets get back to limerics

Lets stop arguing and start piss taking instead,
And tonight it'lll be your mother i'll bed.
Picking her up off the street
Is an arduous feat
As everyone knows she gives great head.

As soon as sunsets your ma's finding a man,
Scoring in seconds time and again is her plan.
The low fee she commands
Means shes in great demand
Leaving mile long tail backs up the auto bahn

A quick BJ and Mrs Kidzeros job is done
Saying shes suck at all else is a very bad pun
But its unfortunatly true
Head's all she can do
But men still pay her for their 5 minute of fun.