...and some more limerics

[kidzero]

now that i picked at your girls you are goin on my mother(attention please*g*)
but even though, its YOU who is talking, so i dont bother(SEEEEE<----- there was the rhyme, you got it????)
cause you're such a clown
grabbin for my crown
( and HOW sure i am clown and crown rhymes)
its clear that you and your family are all married to each other

(oh oh...i think i heard you heartbeating stopped for a while...mother-bother-clown-crown-other...you can even ask you father in law(means in your case your brother*LOOOOOOL*) IT RHYYYYYMES!

well...i leave it to the jury

 

[SuperNova]

!?

Stay off the crack Kid...

 

[8 Ball]

Originally posted by SuperNova
Stay off the crack Kid...

lol, to true

 

[kidzero]

just a rush of blood to the head...and to give you the opportunity for a lame comment...

 

[kidzero]

took the chill pill

i came to see if i can rhyme in english, now i know i can do it
but like icarus i tried to rise to high, and i blew it
i will, for sure, not retire
but cook my soup on a lower burning fire
cause in the end limericks are for fun and i dont want to screw it

i felt this was going to get to much away from a funny thing, know what i mean?

 

[€gg]

hmmm....well no

Originally posted by kidzero

...is it your accent thats funny or mine?

No...just yours ha ha ha ha...

 

[€gg]

leave it at home jamie oliver

Originally posted by kidzero

but cook my soup on a lower burning fire

What the **** is this...cookery class on a paintball forums??

Are you pussying out kidzero????

Do I hear cluckin????

Did someone bring a chicken in here????

 

[kidzero]

i am a cook, so no surprise
i just tried to act a bit wise
will i write more limericks like before?
or will i play the wild rover nay never no more?
you'll see, just wait for the next one, so nice

 

[SuperNova]

...he's definitely doped up on something

He's a cook but what does KZ make?
Methinks he does a mean hashcake
He shops at Tesco
For some flour and an 'O'
But just how much more gear will he take?

You crazy stoner

 

[kidzero]

im famous to cook for jedis and wookies
on what i am doped, wont say, its nothing for rookies
but say, wheres that toon
whos advice is: never a werewolf to moon
i think smally is still recovering from space cookies