...and some more limerics

[Smally85]

Just a ball? Well be prepared to accept many more
Although our first turnout may have seemed poor
The whole world we are ready to take on (well maybe not the WHOLE world )
Of course you will wish you had gone
As the paint you feel from our balls core

(damn that was a tenuous rhyme there!)

 

[kidzero]

well see about that when time has come
for today i think i'll be gone
but remember i'll be here for sure
unless they ban me, there will be no cure
as long someone wants to battle, my job is not done

 

[Shamone]

Glen can rhyme
he's still in his prime
You guys talk?
But can you walk the walk?
All you do is whine.

 

[€gg]

Originally posted by Shamone
Glen can rhyme
he's still in his prime
You guys talk?
But can you walk the walk?
All you do is whine.

cough# PUNTER cough#

 

[Smally85]

Someone has taught rhyming to Glen the Slacker
But nows the time for the Freaks to break out a cracker
As Kidzero challenges any man
Will anyone take on the German
€gg returns with what can only be called an old knacker

(damn why couldn't I think of a better word to rhyme with cracker?!)

For the slacker to show such cheek
As to insult our skills I'll give him a week
Before he is running scared
And wishing he hadn't dared
Once again becoming Glen the meek

 

[€gg]

Yo Smally who's side you on eh?

Every ho knows that the €ggmeister is the daddy of cool,
in his presence all the ladies can't help but drool.
So Smally why is you busting these rhymes that is harsh,
designed to batter me rep to that of Kim Marsh.
your making the €ggmeister a fool.

 

[Smally85]

A one man army needs no side
I'll sweep you away like the tide
There is no need to get your gun
I'm just here having fun
I suggest you go back to that place in which you hide

As for that rep of yours, a joke I think
Surely your rep will be gone in a blink
Don't make me beat your rep up to that of Ms Marsh
To make me attempt that feat would be harsh
You are nearly as popular as the host of Weakest Link

Oh dear €ggmeister making a fool of you I do with ease
Of course you know that I only tease
My real target at this moment would be the Slacker
For him I'm saving up a cracker
That is of course if he dosen't try to shoot out my knees

Smally

 

[Half-Pint]

what? the limericks thread falling off page one? never!
quick, all you limerickists out there, save it SAVE IT!!!!

Hp

 

[Smally85]

Well...

Mayhap the others are afraid of me
Although I'm not too sure how that I can be
If there was ever anyone less scary
It could only be the Virgin Mary
I'm off now to make a cup of tea

Come on someone please give me something to write about

 

[€gg]

Time to RELOAD.....

Well €gg has been gone for a bit of fun,
he's been training his skills for your eyes to stun.
And when €gg returns to the field of play,
then you all will witness on that day
the return of €gg the one