...and some more limerics
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step and clap does not rhyme?
gimme a break!i might speak english of some different kind
but when i say it it has sound
i think you hardly try to make some ground
so back the hell off you bag full of slime
you see your ship sailing away
im the hunter and you are the prey
now dont step up with stuff like that
better bow for me and raise your hat
and can you say something in german, just by the way?
EAT THIS!
gimme a break!i might speak english of some different kind
but when i say it it has sound
i think you hardly try to make some ground
so back the hell off you bag full of slime
you see your ship sailing away
im the hunter and you are the prey
now dont step up with stuff like that
better bow for me and raise your hat
and can you say something in german, just by the way?
EAT THIS!
Shamone, mutha ****ers.
Yo, you come up with this **** thinking you can win? Well, the only thing you're going to feel is my balls against your chin.
Allo... its Glen0x.... lo.
Yo, you come up with this **** thinking you can win? Well, the only thing you're going to feel is my balls against your chin.
Allo... its Glen0x.... lo.
Cos all that makes sense!!!
Have you looked at this example of a piss take?
I was once told lymerics had to be a certain structure
This lesson you need to take or face rupture (does that even nearly make sense?)
Time to see a fool of whom we can make
And now another arrives G'day Glen
Listen up you may learn, so grab a pen
But I fear it will not be your balls €gg will feel
Perhaps Twistiers he shall reveal
Come along Twistier out of your wee little den!
Now if you little girlies will desist
It will be easier if you don't resist
It seems that a few of you are all talk
It may be time to see if you can walk the walk
That is presuming that you all persist!
Thank you, I will now return to my little hole and resume my posture as the quiet one. Its been nice exercising my brain... time for sleep after a day of getting shot
P.S. Glen turn on your PMs man, it makes taking the piss out of you easier for me and there is less chance of a ban for me! HeHe, no seriously man, PMs are helpful if we need to get hold of you!
To say Kiddy can't rhyme is a mistakeOriginally posted by €gg
It seems my good name you have stained,
Good lyricks I see you've sustained.
so I slap a glove to your face, lets battle post hast,
as your muppet ass is gonna get ...wait for it...CAINED
OMAGOWD YOU GOT OWNED SON....!!!!!
Have you looked at this example of a piss take?
I was once told lymerics had to be a certain structure
This lesson you need to take or face rupture (does that even nearly make sense?)
Time to see a fool of whom we can make
And now another arrives G'day Glen
Listen up you may learn, so grab a pen
But I fear it will not be your balls €gg will feel
Perhaps Twistiers he shall reveal
Come along Twistier out of your wee little den!
Now if you little girlies will desist
It will be easier if you don't resist
It seems that a few of you are all talk
It may be time to see if you can walk the walk
That is presuming that you all persist!
Thank you, I will now return to my little hole and resume my posture as the quiet one. Its been nice exercising my brain... time for sleep after a day of getting shot
P.S. Glen turn on your PMs man, it makes taking the piss out of you easier for me and there is less chance of a ban for me! HeHe, no seriously man, PMs are helpful if we need to get hold of you!
Smallies my brudda, he can shag my mudda, anytime, listen to my ryhme, coz I ain't got much time, ****ing in dreams creating pleasurable streams, waking up with a boner the size of New Orleans.
Yo yo yo, up in your face, I spray a can o' mace, can you handle the bass? Coz this **** is going down fo' real.
(Booyeah)
Yo yo yo, up in your face, I spray a can o' mace, can you handle the bass? Coz this **** is going down fo' real.
(Booyeah)
its not about rap in here, recognize please
its limericks we do, i add with a sneeze
and if you cant do it
or if you always screw it
get the hell outta here cos you stink like old cheese
even if the one with the boner was a good laugh
its limericks we do, i add with a sneeze
and if you cant do it
or if you always screw it
get the hell outta here cos you stink like old cheese
even if the one with the boner was a good laugh
Poor lil Glen he didn't have a clue,
To be honest I bet he's quite poo
At writing limerics to defeat the mighty people here,
However if he feels the need to show he has no fear,
I'm quite happy to take him on too
To be honest I bet he's quite poo
At writing limerics to defeat the mighty people here,
However if he feels the need to show he has no fear,
I'm quite happy to take him on too
but where have you left the one mister egg?
i hope he aint in hospital cos my rhymes broke his leg
would be bad for the freaks
the end of their winning streaks
so i hope hes still fine, you might better go and check
i hope he aint in hospital cos my rhymes broke his leg
would be bad for the freaks
the end of their winning streaks
so i hope hes still fine, you might better go and check
And check I did, he's hiding in some hole
Afraid to come out like an ickle mole
For afriad of us he must be to stay away
Perhaps he is trying to pray?
Or maybe he's just beating away at a pole.
As for the Freaks, a winning spree you say?
I'm sure we could handle anything come what may
To break €ggs leg would take more than a rhyme
He is nearly as tough as the toughest of all time
Can anyone see me playing devils advocate today?
Afraid to come out like an ickle mole
For afriad of us he must be to stay away
Perhaps he is trying to pray?
Or maybe he's just beating away at a pole.
As for the Freaks, a winning spree you say?
I'm sure we could handle anything come what may
To break €ggs leg would take more than a rhyme
He is nearly as tough as the toughest of all time
Can anyone see me playing devils advocate today?
its good to hear you go over them all
and even if skies get dark, stand tall
maybe someday we'll meet
on the field, not the street
and i'll give you a present...a ball
and even if skies get dark, stand tall
maybe someday we'll meet
on the field, not the street
and i'll give you a present...a ball