...and some more limerics

[Smally85]

Re: No more limerics...

Originally posted by MrPink
Sorry, I don't do lyrical battles - only real ones

Aw... go on... pretty please...

€gg, I suggest you be careful my spyder breaking friend!

 

[€gg]

Yo Small meister...

Why should I be more careful Smally? ...I don't see that twat Twistier about...I must have scared him off.

By the way I thought of a new nickname for you..wel two to be more precise cos they both revolve around the same theme. Cos I hear you always make the 50 unscathed...so...

Andy 'Gingerbread man' Smally - you can't catch me Im the gingerbread man!

or

Andy 'Roadrunner' Smally - never been caught...meep meep!!!

 

[Smally85]

I can see whats going to happen now...

... I'm gonna get completely wiped out at the next tourney cos everyone has been talking me up too much, I won't make my primary at all and I'll spend all my time in the deadbox!!! Please stop doing this, I'm not THAT good, I prefer being the quiet one who just does what he needs to do without any recognition... its better that way!
As for the nicknames yeah they sound cool!
Yeah, who was that twat Twistier???

 

[8 Ball]

licky licky brown nose

€gg you seem to have something on your face, just there below your nose... no no above your chin. Oh wait i see sorry it seems to be Smally and either he's accidently sat on your face or you are doing some serious arse kissing

 

[kidzero]

ummm...this thread really seems to fall away*G*so take that:

there once was a baller called egg(ed)
who sounded like he wanted t'get smacked
no problem with that
come on, make a bet
whos skull, in the end, will get cracked

so dont call me pussy and dont call me lame
if its not the game, in limericks i have fame
so step up to the battle
cause like a snake you did rattle
im ready to defend my good name

but just to give you a bit of a chance
i start slow, as you see with a glance
but you should be aware
i finish you with a stare
when i finally make up my stance

dont take it personally lil girl





and always remember...smally warned you

its all jokin, right?

 

[Smally85]

fun fun fun...

... As Kidzero returns from his holiday
His limerics improve I do pray
To take on €gg a dangerous call
But it may turn out to be an interesting maul
Who shall win this wee battle today?

With English as his first language €gg has the advantage
But I fear Kiddy may have learnt from this page
€gg stands on uncertain ground
His skills again must be found
The skills of Kidzero have we still to gauge

Calling €gg a lil girl
Someone is up for a whirl
I can see this getting quite painful
Kiddy could turnout to be quite a handful
So is the lil girl gonna give us a twirl?

Or is (s)he gonna hide like the little girl (s)he is!?
Kidzero has laid down the gauntlet my friend, and so what if I fan the flames, I have some interesting **** to hand out so be careful!

Smally

 

[€gg]

BRING TO THE KING KID ZERO...

It seems my good name you have stained,
Good lyricks I see you've sustained.
so I slap a glove to your face, lets battle post hast,
as your muppet ass is gonna get ...wait for it...CAINED

OMAGOWD YOU GOT OWNED SON....!!!!!

 

[Twisty]

Now, Egg, dont make me put you in a cage again.
I wouldnt want to beat you again.
Twist

 

[kidzero]

so egg started out with givin me a slap
for beeing so brave, applause i will clap
when you pull out your cain(*giggle giggle*)
i pull out a sovereign
and shooting you of the break is just the next step


so for now i'll sit and just chill
who wins who loses, who pays the bill?
we surely will see on your next reply
but one thing i definetely cant deny
im doing this battle just for the thrill

 

[€gg]

awhh look at the little baby.....

Originally posted by kidzero
so egg started out with givin me a slap
for beeing so brave, applause i will clap
when you pull out your cain(*giggle giggle*)
i pull out a sovereign
and shooting you of the break is just the next step

It seems some teaching is due,
cos rhyming step with slap will not do.
this kindergaden kid we agree,
cant be any older than three,
speaking baby talk with gagaa and goo.

ha ha ha ha ha