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...and some more limerics

Smally85

Super5ives 2010 Champions
And so the match took place...

Twistier met Twisty for the show down
Who would win certainly not Twistier the clown
Off to the fifty they sped
Not too careful where they tread
But who came out wearing the crown?

Of course it was Twisty who won this game
For as usual Twistier turned out to be lame
This frauds identity found out
After this funny little bout
As I predicted 'Twistiers' head hangs in shame

With 4-1 being the score
Its true Twistiers turnout was poor
The real Twisty keeps his pride
Whilst the fake starts thumbing for a ride
I doubt Twistier will be back for any more!!!


Well there we go, the battle took place, our captain kicked ass as usual and the fake was vanquished, so now I will wait for him to reveal his true identity... How much of this was setup I wonder... it does look a wee bit fishy but hell it was good fun! :D

Smally
 

Half-Pint

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Jun 18, 2002
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4-1 and twistier was beaten
a large helping of humble pie he has eaten
now pack up your sack
to LONDON you must go back
your technique you must sweeten

now the last line took ages to dream up.
.....stupid........rhyming......(inaudible mumblings)

just had to be said

Hp
 

8 Ball

theres no 'me' in team
Jul 9, 2002
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London, yes i know john
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no more limerics? NEVER!

With Twistier being shown the back door,
Kidzero thinks this thread will be no more.
Don’t worry my friend,
This will never end.
Unless the mods think the limerics are a bore.

But everyone knows these pages are great
We just need to find a new person to slate
Who’ll make a mistake,
Like the Twisty fake,
Has stongl got the bottle, we’ll just have to wait.