...and some more limerics

[Smally85]

Tis a shame

Does this 'man' ever give it a rest
I think its time to show him who's best
He thinks he is some sort of class act
I think he needs to use more tact
Twistiers talent we should test

Its nice to see him slumping to inslults so lame
When to be truthful he is pretty damn tame
To think Snippz would take you up is a joke
It looks like you've had too much coke
I'd hate to see you hang your head in shame

Our real captain is a man of skill
Take on you I'm sure he will
Your panzy lyrics aren't worth a dime
For gods sake someone call time
In a one on one our Twisty surely would kill

Now remove yourself from this battle
Or go somewhere else to continue to prattle
Maybe you should try to raise a team
After our meeting we would see who will beam
Now go back to shagging that cattle

I'm terribly sorry for the lack of rhyming last lines in my previous attempts, but I have read through some now and realised my errors. Hope these lame little limerics are more to your liking you fake.
Enjoy Mallorca Kid!

 

[8 Ball]

still cant find an avatar?

Twistier back off the beautiful Snippz,
Wanna get laid? Here’s a few tips…
Get out your money,
To impress this honey,
But you’d be lucky for a peck on the lips.

To get with Snippz you will need style and grace,
Something which you definatly lack in this case.
You try your best line,
And think its worked fine,
Only to receive her cold forehand across your face!

Thinking she’s playing hard to get fills you with intrigue,
He chases her, gives up, and breathless with fatigue,
Then asks quizzically,
“Why don’t she like me?”
Simple mate: because Snippz is way outta your league.

Originally posted by Twistier
Could someone explain to Smally the concept of the 1st two lines rhyming with last....it's painful and embaressing.

yer twistier, painful, almost as painful as watching someone rhyme bee with twist-ie and then with be again, in the same verse. Like i said painful.

now to continue with some decent comp against stongl

 

[Half-Pint]

well, well, it would appear that twistier is no longer satisfactory competition, i suggest you crawl back under your rock and re-think your plan of taking over the freaks.

and before you start givin me sh*t about not writin that in a limerick, i couldn't give a flying f*ck about my ability to write a limerick, all i care is that i could bunker your ass any day.

in fact if i ever play you i'm gonne forget my primary and run straight into your bunker and waste my hopper into your punk ass. that is if you can actually play............

Hp xXx

 

[€gg]

Ok H.P bring it....

Ash bring it own baby yeah...

 

[Twistier]

Half-Pint bring it bitch

Originally posted by Half-Pint
all i care is that i could bunker your ass any day.

Well Half-Pint that sounds like a date,
your obviously gay cos pussy you hate.
I'l bunker you with glee,
and be home for my tea,
And you'l realise that you are a bait.

It sounds like your up for a scrap,
then put the site on the map.
Im off this weekend,
so your spine I will bend,
just send me an invite you sap.

If you want a roastin then post it here. Wanna chalenge this weekend anywhere near the south coast and I'l bring yo punk ass down.

 

[8 Ball]

let battle comence

So the challenge is set, “anywhere near the South coast”
After this weekend there’ll be one baller left to boast.
Victorious he will stand,
Winning marker in hand,
As of his opponent he has created a lovely Sunday roast.

So what do I predict of this interesting one on one?
It’ll be a rather one sided affair as soon as its begun.
Pelted by deadly accurate shots,
The sitting baller in the dead box'
Is Twistier after being totally out witted and out done.

Twistier torn to pieces wishes he had stayed away,
As the winner HP leaves all that we can hear him say,
Through the night it’ll echo
Proving what he said 2 days ago;
“All I care is that I could bunker your ass any day”


Oh and a little ditty just for you stongl, just incase you felt left out

Whispers across the forum echo far and near,
Who's this guy stongl and from where did he appear?
Where from you should go back there,
Because you apart we shall tear.
Fetch a spade and body bag we've a dead man walking here.

 

[kidzero]

well, like cesar, i came , i won and i saw
that kidzeros words are absolutely the law
now you know that i rule
even your mama thinks im cool
cause i stroke all the haters with shock and awe

your sis got pictures of kid everywhere in her room
your grannys cleaning my house with her all brandnew broom
im lying in the sun
drinking lime with rum
and all the while come back to kick ass like WHOOM



boyoooo, if i would play like i rhyme, id take robbos place in a few years *LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL*

 

[kidzero]

but dont underestimate me though, im still good enough for yer ass

 

[Twisty]

BRING IT!!!

Ok Twistier.
Ground Control Paintball Games in Climping nr Littlehampton
A259 between Littlehampton and Bognor Regies
One on One Twisty verses Twistier
If you beat me i will keep quiet but you cant have the Freaks
if you dont show then the match is forfitted and i win (p.s dont try to pretend that you did come and i wasnt there because i am actually playing tomorow morning)
Bring it.
Twist

 

[8 Ball]

battle number 2

Twistier's got his hands full can he handle it?
I dont think he'll show cos he's scared a little bit.
You'll be totally outdone
By real Twisty my son
Basically he is scared of being totally shot to sh*t