...and some more limerics

[Mud Monkey]

one thing poor mr stoney forgot
as he reached for the flag and smoked some pot
that there was a little mud monkey who came out and shot him in the head!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Smally85]

NEVER!!!

So the double posting Twistier
Sounds like his mind is getting mistier
Appearing to have missed the part
Where we told him from Twisty we will not depart
As our Captain you have no chance

Not only is our Twisty the real McCoy
He is the on and only boy
Twistier methinks may be a wussy
Who else thinks he is a pussy?
Surely my comrades from the Freaks will join me here

As for you Monsieur Pink
Back to our meeting please think
Thou shalt remember that I was not on said 50
If we do ever meet on a field I will be fairly nifty
So own me you did not, but own you I shall!

 

[stongle]

Don't diss my team mate Pink
For you Control Freaks Just Stink
I told you all before
I'll beat you into the floor

Now I feel I procrastinate
While Mud Munkey needs to Masterbate
So i'll leave you all alone
Cos your mum's I'm gonna a bone

One last thing to note
As I leave this post I wrote
You young kids all should know
You mamma's..... ain't really Ho's.

A nice one to finish on. Play nicely kiddies

 

[Smally85]

Dissing Team mates

Dissing team mates seems to be the rule here
So while we are at it I'll have a go at all who can hear
Monkey Love may have experience and some muppet call Pink
But with our beautiful Snippz and Captain called Twist I think,
I will bunker your asses at once

If Pinky wants to take on the Freaks
That is up to him, but in a few weeks
We will be raring to go
And Monkey Love defeat us, Oh no
I am indeed looking forward to this

 

[stongle]

Smally don't be giving it the biggun
Your just gonna get bitten
By the Monkey Love Brigade
Who rush to each others aid

I've told you this before
Go home now, your becoming a bore
This final warning please take
I'll bunker you, you fake.

Stongle, Monkey Love forward fire base. Believe the only front with da 12 pots, and itchier trigger fingers than a platoon of American g.i.'s. Whooah-ha!

 

[kidzero]

twistier disses me for beeing quiet so long?
it was cause your girlfriend was sucking my dong
i rip your weak **** apart
just with a fart
cause my lyrics, for you, they are just tooooo strong

so before this all ends up in a riot
you is the one thats better be quiet
cause you aint got ****
you can burn me wit
and as much you wanna try, you just can't deny it!

FLAWLESS OWNAGE!

 

[Twistier]

oh kidzero...

Kidzero comes out with some disses,
Quite frankly their softer than kisses.
Which by the way I do save,
till the weekends which I crave,
when Im in a bunker knobbin your missus!!!!!!!!!!!!

hush your mouth Kidpusssssssssaaaayyyyy.
ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha

 

[Twistier]

Date?

Hey Snippz doll...what about that date. Give me a bell to
0124-huge-knob and we'l see whats cookin.


I float like a butterfly sting like a bee,
everyone's heard of this newbie Twist-ie.
He couldn't train a mouse to go squeek,
not even lead the control freaks,
you know Twistier your new captain must be.

I had thought of a rhyme for 8 ball but i think that just plain old fashioned hush yo mout, is good enough.

Could someone explain to Smally the concept of the 1st two lines rhyming with last....it's painful and embaressing.

 

[kidzero]

see? i knew it... you cant burn me

 

[kidzero]

so you got ONE out that sounds kinda well
but among the kings you just cannot dwell
i rush in with speed
your ho i let bleed
and you end up gettin f*cked in a cell

i finish you, chicken,leaving you featherless
i write rhymes so easy, like a russian plays chess
when theres no girl to lay
instead with you do i play
and now i hope you know you cant mess with the best

youre so pussy your nuts yet havent got hairie
instead of a man you look like a fairie
i f*ck you with ease
dont even need grease
you need more than your bull to shut me up or to scare me


i am now taking 2 weeks off, going to a trainingscamp on mallorca, takin your girl with me(sell her to the local squatters) and then hit the maxs masters. till then take your thumb outta your ass and learn how to rhyme!

GIVE IN THAT IM YOUR DADDY! and thats an order!