...and some more limerics

[stongle]

Psych....

Just to get ya scared:

There once was a psycho called Glen
Who liked to stab 8ball with a pen
Stabbed him repeatedly in the neck
even Joe Pesci said Heck!!!
Then 8ball floated off too (wait for it) heaven.......

Bring it..........

 

[Smally85]

Originally posted by kidzero
its all done with mirrors as the wise man has said
and it seems like from this fake snippz will never get laid
it seems hes a fool
hes just playing cool
but in the end (which seems not too far) he'll surely get slayed

three times "seems" in this one, seems a bit too much to me*LOL*like..."but who knows"*gggg*

Please tell me you didn't call Snippz a guy... that really is going to hurt someone!!!

As for the wetty called Stoney
And Pinky standing by his Chrony
To you I say this, Come get some!
And the Freaks will make you wish you ain't come!
We may be inexperienced by we are certainly game enough!

P.S. I wish to add that whatever I say is not meant to be taken as a direct challenge to anyone who is bigger, better, faster or richer than me and as such should be disrgarded as I don't think I want to meet two people at the 50!

 

[kidzero]

oh, its my bad writing again.
no i didnt mean snippz to be a guy.
i mean that twistier will never get her laid.
it should mean:
and it seems like from this fake, snippz will never get laid,
it seems hes a fool(---->the fake, a.k.a. twistier)
hes just playing cool(---> see above
)


sooooooooooooooooorry, my mistake!

 

[Smally85]

HeHe...

... thats alright mate, just pointing out the flaw in your reasoning! LOL
It was probably just me being a dumbass to be honest!

 

[kidzero]

okay, as you wish
peaaaaaaace

 

[MrPink]

Smally - Last time we met, wasn't there two Freaks Vs Me on the 50? And didn't Tha Pinkster OWN you?

Thought so

Still would be nice to play you again - you have a certain quality that I like practising against...................................

 

[stongle]

There was a young baller named Smally
He thought he was a Paintball God for Surely
The Monkeys love brigade he did Face
With Blaze like jizz on his face
We sent im to the deadbox quite early

Whoa Whoa Whoa

I'm going to Sizzler,

 

[kidzero]

there once was a baller named stongL
and correct me if im not right( i mean if im wrongL)
but his mouth had a leak
rhymes were flowing out, so weak
only his language got stronger and strongL

he went on the field against the freaks
shot them up the butt, just like they were greeks
their guest player he missed
and boy, was he pissed
when i putted two splats on his cheeks

 

[Twistier]

Hush little baby, don't say a word...

Little mitch is smaller than a daisy,
why he is here though is where I get hazy.
Go back to your uni home,
you small garden knome,
Takin me on you've gotta be crazy.

ALL you pussies have been quiet for so long-o
with your 8 balls and your kid zero.
everyone's too whipped to dare,
but do not despair,
cos here comes your dazzling new hero.

VOTE TWISTIER AS NEW CONTROL FREAKS CAPTAIN.
POST YOU DECLARATION UNTO ME...MWHAHAHAHAHAHA.

 

[Twistier]

Hush little baby, don't say a word...

Little mitch is smaller than a daisy,
why he is here though is where I get hazy.
Go back to your uni home,
you small garden knome,
Takin me on you've gotta be crazy.

ALL you pussies have been quiet for so long-o
with your 8 balls and your kid zero.
everyone's too whipped to dare,
but do not despair,
cos here comes your dazzling new hero.

VOTE TWISTIER AS NEW CONTROL FREAKS CAPTAIN.
POST YOU DECLARATION UNTO ME...MWHAHAHAHAHAHA.