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8 Ball

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coat rack, at the end of the hall. oh get Twistiers coat cos he's leaving soon

With Mini-Mich finally being introduced,
A higher class of limericks is produced.
The future's getting mistier,
For our mutual friend Twistier,
As another set of put downs are induced.

''Captain Twistier'' doesn’t have control of his team,
Cos as well as Mini-Mich, Smally85 enters the scene.
As now 8 becomes 9,
Your chances of winning decline,
So Twisty + Snippz control the Freaks as king + queen.


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[DICTIONARY ]
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Here's a dictionary Twistier, go do 3 things with it:
1) find a better name
2) find some decent ryhmes
3) go to the phrases section, look up 'serverly beaten into submission' and there you shall find a picture of your good self :p

happy reading Twistier,
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kidzero

ladies love kewl kid
its all done with mirrors as the wise man has said
and it seems like from this fake snippz will never get laid
it seems hes a fool
hes just playing cool
but in the end (which seems not too far) he'll surely get slayed

three times "seems" in this one, seems a bit too much to me*LOL*like..."but who knows"*gggg*

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stongle

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Okey kiddies, in the spirit of a Mic Battle ala 8 mile, I wrote you Control Freaks a wee ditty:

Beeeatches ain't **** but Hoe's n Tricks,

Control Freaks ain't nuting except gays and tit's


Step to the Fifty and you might see

A bad mutherF*cker named Glen Stoney


He'll shoot you in the googs, like ya mamma knows,

Because he's gonna own all ya Hoes!


I'll do it like this, I'll do it like that,

I'm gonna beat Twisty with a baseball bat


Doing the Control Freaks is a must too see,

By that baller with da shiznit Glen Stoney


Blam Blam Blam ratta tat tat

Robinator gets owned, just like dat.


I got an Angel, a mag and some crack,

Snippz get's owned in the sack


On their Forty we were bone'in

Goddam listen to that Ho a moaning!


Ho Ho Ho Ho Hooooooo,

Shut the **** up beatch ya can't sing,

You sound like a small boy blaying with his thing


I'm on a mission now, who gets got,

That dumb fool Smally85 on his pot


Now that young baller must be square,

Cos he lets me mum's shave his pubic hair


Slowly I creep toe by toe,

Can I see any other of these hoe's


Oh yeah man, it's that fool Egg

Blam Blam Blam gonna make him beg,


One in his goggs, two in the head,

dammit that beaatch is crying for bed.


Anymore for anymore,

Where de rest of them kids of a whore?


Someones crying, where I can't see

HalfPint Hiding behind the Marshall Mr Pinki


Gonna Mug his Head body and ass

Blam Blam blam he's laying dead on da grass


Now I can run up and steal their flag

That's right Ho's all ya asses in the bag


Now is the moral for all to see,

Beware of that Phat Baller Glen Stoney.

Now then lads n lasses, feel free to come back at the Monkey Love Brigade (no offence intended............)

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8 Ball

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do u know the difference between a LIMERIC & a POEM?

stongl has forgotten to read the title page
its dumb asses like you that make me rage
stop wasting or space
with poems of bad taste
if you do a nine on one war you will wage

i'll be back for you later stongl, just have to put kidzero in his place

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stongle

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Yep, musta missed that one in English class, but I'll try again

There was a young boy named 8Ball
Who thought he could rhyme and battle em all
But alas for him,
We had him in a spin
As I skullf*cked his ho on the floor

Beeeaaaatch

Back at ya!!!!!

:D :D :D