...and some more limerics

[Twistier]

and to finish off the table...argh..only the 8 ball left...

Im afraid dimwitted 8-Ball there only was seven,
Your so stupid I guess your from Devon.
well if it's a bout that your lookin,
I'l give you a cookin,
and send your pants team to heaven.

See Lucy face cant even rhyme,
his lymericks are just out of time.
You gotta be smooth,
and know how to move,
when finished you'l all be mine.

Hey Snippz...fancy a date... you loked pretty hot at sparklie's strutting your stuff.

 

[€gg]

silence comes over the crowd as €gg speaks..

So Twistier has come to abuse,
I hate to be a bringer of bad news.
But hitting on Snippz I would miss,
when you've been taking the piss,
cos your ass with your face she will fuse.

Thank you, thank you... I will now disappear for several days to let you recover from that one.

Bring it guys....

(p.s 8 ball dude cool it a bit on the sexuality bashing...the page will be closed..andwe don't want to miss out on all this ass whoopin...

 

[8 Ball]

ok then nice and clean

Actually Twistier we do really have eight,
I just havnt introduced our final team mate.
You'll look like a muppet,
As he plays you lika puppet,
In his hands you'll find him holding your fate.

 

[8 Ball]

ladies and gentlemen...

Introducing our secret weapon Mini Mich,
Dont be fooled by his height (which is titch).
Yourself you have pissed,
As you prepare to get dissed,
With put downs that will make you his bitch.

 

[Half-Pint]

my first, rather late, entry

Twistier's limericks are lame
And he's yet to prove he's got game
Until he does that
I'll assume he is shat
And won't have him rippin my name

not bad for number one eh?

Hp

 

[8 Ball]

not bad at all, wheres the real twisty? get him to post something

8 Ball

PS should be funny seeing what mich can conjuer up

 

[Smally85]

Whats this? A battle I see?

Our mutual friend Twistier had come unglued
I enter the fray to show him how he never ruled
The mighty limeric gods have been woken
It is time to make him wish he had not spoken
For soon the wrath of all the Freaks will be shown

Lets see how the mighty Twistier disses my name
I feel he may have lost this wee game
Don't be fooled by my apparant stature
There's a whole can O' whoop ass comin' at ya
How dare he mimick the name of mon capitain

One belives that his race is run
For sure the Freaks have this won
Now retreat to your rock Twistier
Before my limerics get riskier
And I have to reply to this farce

Hows that for a first try? A wee bit spontaneous but I'm sure if I brush up my technique a little I'll have it down pat!

Smally

 

[Twisty]

Stand back my Freaks the Control has arrived

Well I see that my freaks have been let out
and of them kicking your ass there is no doubt
Twister put down you gun
Its time for you too run
From the team that will leave you with nowt

FREAKS!!!!

Twist (The REAL legend )

 

[Mini-Mich]

ok Mini-Mich has entered the building, where’s the coat rack?

So you think 8 Balls stuff are the ones that are weak?
But it is you that has the outlook that is bleak.
Copiously time and again
We will dis you my friend,
With continuous put downs its cover you should seek.

Twistier tail between legs turns away to run,
When you’re back bring your paintball gun.
Let us settle this for good,
At Team Control Freaks wood,
With an old fashioned paintball one on one.

Actually sod the wood bring it to the fort,
By my crappy Tipman a lesson you’ll be taught.
Paint hits you at every angle,
Leaving you in such a tangle,
It’ll take ages for the mop and bucket team to sort.

Oh just one last itty-bitty thing: CHANGE YOUR NAME!
Real Twisty don’t know whether to laugh or cry in shame.
Everyone point at the fake.
Who’s made the fatal mistake
Of trying to ride upon the back of Twisty’s growing fame.

My work here is done

Mini-Mich

 

[Smally85]

I count 9-1...

'Twistier' my friend the odds against thee
Even I would think twise with nine after me
But then I would say, screw that, have some
and with guns a blazing out would I come
I fear however that the Twisty emulator as fled

Now this is a shame I was just having fun
And now it seems like all my fun is done
The real identity of this pussy will we ever know?
It is time my friend your true colours to show
So come out of the woodwork and give us a clue

As for taking on Snippz a bad idea I have seen
Not only will she kick your ass but eat your spleen
The only kiss you will get from her will be Glaswegian
I pity the fool who insults the queen of this region
Come along Ickle Snippz join in with some fighting talk

So the challenge is set, come back if you can
I fear thou will lose this battle poor Twisty fan
For the Real Twisty shalt kick your ass with a size ten
Who will be around to pick up the pieces then?
Bring it on Oh suddenly quiet one, we await your attack

Ah, I love to see people sticking together. Thank you Mini-Mich, your work is indeed of a very high standard and is to be commended. If Twistiers friends are about it may be time for them to show themselves and help the poor guy out of a hole of the likes Muddy and I frequently dig ourselves.

Enjoy people.... I am!