...and some more limerics

[Twistier]

time to use the football mr president....

All your lymericks belong in a ditch,
mine so funny they give me a stitch,
but at yours I do cringe,
mine so hot they could singe,
you all deserve to be slapped like a bitch.

There's only one Twistier in this town,
at the sight of this Twist I do frown,
He sounds like a beverage,
when he reads this he'l heamorage,
and I'l be left the lymerick crown.

So $uper-pussy thinks he's rock steady,
to take down Twistier the 'baddie'.
but before your ego does grow,
there's something you should know,
that Nova I'am your daddy.

DARTH VADER MOVE OVER

 

[Twistier]

oh and before I forget....

Half-Pint is really a joke,
a 'mini' pint not a real bloke.
but your skills are no match,
for Twistiers batch,
when with paintballs I'l force you to choke.

So humpty dumpty €gg has proved to be,
a pod bitch for all to see.
You need a new coach,
so feel free to approach,
your new captain of the control freaks....me.

 

[8 Ball]

your now entering s#@t creek and you've forgotten your paddles

First you take the piss outta 8 Balls rhyming quality,
Its not always about how good but sometimes quantity.
Continuously i'll beat you down,
So much that you begin to drown,
In a vat of whoopass made by the one, the only, me.

A weak put down on €gg with a nursery rhyme,
You need origanal stuff like Nova's, €gg's or mine.
€gg very soon will show,
How to make you his ho,
We await your come back which is an arduous climb.

Trying it against Nova and his ''Superman bra'',
Wait a sec on closer inspection you have no avatar.
Proving you an alround am.
As well as a Twisty scam,
And now to lay into that excuse of a signature.

''Macho Macho Man ... Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey'',
Now there's an invite to anyone remotly gay.
In kisses men you smother,
You sick back passage lover,
I leave you now with little else that i need to say.

__[]________ ''help i'm drowning in whoopass''
\.................../
..\________/........................\/....................

As another ship sails past his sinking dingy Twistier in one last vain attempt tries to retrieve the flag from his rectum and call for help, but to no avail. Sink or swim, we will see

 

[€gg]

....draggin in the mighty smack down!

Twist here comes your just desert mate...

 

[Twistier]

Oh its brrrrrrrought...

It seems Twistier has been tanning your bums,
so go now run to your mums.
It seems no one can compete,
your all obsolete
all you pussies can now shut your gums. !!!!!!!!!!!

BOW HUSH YOUR GUMS, TWISTIER HAS LEFT THE BULIDING LADIES.....

 

[Snippz]

Oh its brrrrrrrought...

Originally posted by Twistier

TWISTIER HAS LEFT THE BULIDING LADIES.....

well thats a relief isn't it!now all the ladies can come in without fear of bumping into you! now the masters can continue without interuption from you

8ball, nova, egg, lucifer take it away boys it seems that twistier isn't seeing how much better you guys are

oh i follow one captain sweetheart and that is mr twist!(she says blowing a kiss!)

snippz

 

[Twistier]

snippz and Twist sitting in a tree.....

Blowing kisses to team mates Snippz....that wont do, I feel favouritism amongst the ranks!!!!!

 

[lucifer]

go jay boy. kick some arse. eoin, come on mate. i would expect yo to come up with a good one for this twistier. i wonder what will happen when rich gets in here. as for me, well my lymerciks are ****e, so i don't think i will bother at the moment.

 

[8 Ball]

and still you try it, sigh

With ease I pluck rhymes from seemingly nowhere,
Against who you've chose to fight you better beware.
Taking on Nova, 8 Ball and €gg,
Its mercy that i hear you beg,
As you're now the bitch we take turns to share.

Taking on Half-Pint and Snippz? Leave 'em alone,
Try taking on somebody whose size is your own.
While you're on a man going down,
I snatch back the limeric crown,
And look down on you my bitch from my mighty throne.

Snippz aint picking favourites to blow them a kiss,
She just prefers real men like €gg, me or Twist.
With a face resembling a minger,
You just get the middle finger,
From our darling angel in diguse Little Miss Snippz.

verses

Nova, 8 Ball, €gg, Lucifer, Half-Pint, Twist and Snippz...
8 on 1...
give in now...
8 Ball

 

[8 Ball]

Snippz pass a spade & bodybag, no make it a bucket & sponge cos this'll be v.messy...

Twistier has more than poems in mind i reckon,
Looking for young men he stops here for a second.
We fail to be impressed,
During his arse rapping quest,
For Twistier once again an exit does beckon.

This time he smiles as he sees a 3 inch back door,
Perfect shape for this small-penised man-humping whore.
As thats the size of his todger,
No wonder its hard for him to rodger
Anything, unless a strap-on he uses to pull for sure.

An illegal move in p8ntball then you pray and hope,
To be done for time = more man arse to grope.
After one year you loose bail,
But for you this is not a fail,
As you can still 'accidently' while showering drop the soap.

I've condemned your av, your sig and the fact you're gay,
Now I leave you with just one more point to say.
Style in your poems' what you lack,
I finish you now with forehand & back,
And one final can o' whoopass across your face I shall lay.


8 Ball retreaves his flag, wipes it clean, then neatly replaces it in his hamper. 8 Ballpicks up the hamper, says bye to his fellow p8ntballing picnickers Nova, 8 Ball, €gg, Lucifer, Half-Pint, Snippz and the real Twist, before skipping off towards the sunset, whistling a joyful ditty. Calm is restored in p8ntball woods.