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8 Ball

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Jul 9, 2002
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one day twisty was straight,
but he had to give into fate.
on one faithful day,
he decided he was gay,
now all pussy he does hate.
...

A great putdown that lucifer does sing,
Fresh meat; kidzero and Sephiroth into the ring.
Now for a poetry masterclass,
Including a can o' whoopass,
By 8 Ball cos remember I'm the lymeric king.

Now Sephiroth rhyming dom with comdom,
It took you all of 12 words to go wrong.
Go away for an incy wincy rest,
Coming back to try it on the best,
And show €gg, Nova or 8 Ball a good song.

Kidzero you seem to have both rythm and ryhme,
And your lymerics will improve with enough time.
Now i was gonna put you down,
But you have a unique sound,
Include a good slaggin off every poem & all be fine.

you will learn from time my sons, 8 Ball :D

PS twist who's twistier and why do you never show us your poetic skills, and dont say its cos your crap at them, have you seen how Nova plays paintball, doesnt stop him ;) Try it, or afraid you might like it?
 

Twistier

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Move aside foolish amateurs...

So who owns this lymerick crown?
Cant be 8 Ball he's more of a clown,
So enter the King,
as lymericks I'l bring,
and lay a mighty smack-down.
 

8 Ball

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so you think you can rhyme

So twistier decides to makes a show,
Twistier than twist somehow i think no.
Startin on me a mistake,
You useless twisted fake,
As across your face my backhand shall go.

Yet all you muster is one verse, get out,
Outta my anus better stuff i could shout.
Lymerics need to rhyme well,
And you're an am. we can tell,
Laying smack down that would hurt nowt.

Twistier you are a boy amoungst us men,
You should not be allowed to post again.
My lymerics will put you down,
I'll adjust my mighty crown,
As more cans o' whoopass await you my friend.

Ok I'll stop now, give Twistier time to rhyme,
Dont worry, i'm sure you'll be better next time.
And one more time you feel,
From me making you squeal,
As i ram something right where the sun dont...

Twistier looks wonderiously at the picnic hamper 8 Ball has brought to the lymeric bears picnic. Out of curiousity he opens it and looks inside to find a six pack of whoopass and bakers dozen of backhands. On closer inspecting he notices that they all have ''Twistier'' writen on them, we all know what happens next.
The moral of the story kids? never ever try to out lymeric the masters such as €gg, 8 Ball, Lucifer or Nova (no particular order) each of us have these ready prepared hampers for any one who tries,

I await your come back Twistier,

to the rest of you, good night and God bless, 8 Ball :D

PS i'm still waiting for a lymeric Mr Twist:eek:
 

Twistier

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Bring it...

A hamper of lymericks you bring,
around a picknik you lamo's do sing.
But Twistier aint scolded,
Il caine you blindfolded,
as each of these comebacks will sting.

This Nova seems to think that he's cool,
instead he just looks like a fool.
With his dumb avatar,
and his superman bra,
I'l be cainin his arse at p8ntball.

So €gg thinks he's the best at p8ntball,
he'd better make sure he don't fall.
cos all the kings horses and all the kings men,
won't be puttin humpty together again,
when I push little €gg off the wall.
 

8 Ball

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oh war it is then

So its pain Twistier came back for,
With ryhmes that seem to be poor.
If you try it against blacks,
Prepare for serious slaps,
As 8 Ball shows Twistier the back door.

Big mistake dissing the picnic all there's to say is sigh,
Gathering browness means new pants you must buy.
Take off your blindfold,
See its you being told,
Making me your daddy whilst I beat you over my thigh.

Cus me ok, but Nova and €gg at your own leasure.
Just wait there's a coffin for you made to measure.
We all sit back and smirk
As they both go to work
Ripping the s#*t outta your lymerics with pleasure.

nova and €gg get your hampers ready

8 Ball
 

SuperNova

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Superman Bra??

Twistier i think he is not,
With rhymes that hit far from the spot,
I write all this drunk,
And aim all my spunk,
To Twistier's p00ntang and let clot!!!

(hey it made sense to me [01:24])

In case the aforementioned made less,
Sense that what you did dispense,
I warn you n00bie,
Do not mess with me,
Or whoopass will follow me hence.

So you think at paintball you will beat,
The Nova (that's a difficult feat),
I fear that your ass,
Will meet with my class,
And come off thus smelling of peat!!!

And as for mighty €gg and 8-Ball,
If your'e asking, you're in for a fall,
Don't mess with the pro's,
Lest they unleash their hoes,
Who, your body, they surely will maul.

Whoop, there it is!
Whoop, there it is!
Your ass is to-talled
So come, gather round,
To take from Twistier the piss!

Oh dear, get 0wned? Did ya? Awwwww!!!
Have a look at my avatar to help the tears come quicker mommies boy!!!

Eatme :eek:
 

8 Ball

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give in, give in now...

So thinks he can take on all of us three,
I comend you boy, more for your stupidity.
First backhanders then fore,
Soon you become our whore,
As in turns we take it being your daddy.

An intruder we have in amoungst our midst.
TEST HIM, ''Alex give him a quick arse fist."
First the fisting then alot of fuss,
Concluding Twistier aint one of us,
And you are no more than a fake Mr Twist.

For Twistier not one paintball team picks his game,
His ryhming wits probably bout as good as his aim.
A better marker go and buy,
You make me laugh till i cry,
Seeing him take aim, miss target then trying it again.

i hog the limelight so i'm off for a make over,
Now who is it that i trust to take over?
Must make me smile with glee,
With put downs on fake Mr T,
Introducing Messers €gg and Supernova.

___________
[__________]
[__________]
[__________]
[__________]
[]
[]
[]
[]

Heres a white flag, (resist the temtation to pleasure yourself with it). wave it about a bit and we'll stop. :D

from 8 Ball, Nova and €gg (i'm pretty sure €gg's gonna open his can upon you soon enough) :p

PS nova...

...who was that directed at, and in what way? ;)
 

8 Ball

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bring it on Twistier

WWF talk, ''smack down'' is that all you can ''lay''?
For that BS lingo I'll show you what to say.
Go learn some new stuff,
'cos enough is enough,
When you finally do, you can come back to play.

So Twistier you must learn this lesson,
Find out before hand with whom you're messin'.
Putting you down's been very fun,
Seeing you crap yourself, cry then run,
Where you've run to has left everyone guessin'.

' ' / ' '/
:eek:¦=3 <--- [::::::::::::::::]=========o
. .\. .\

8 Ball snatches the flag back, rolls it up before inserting it up the only orifice Twistier has that 8 Ball could insert something that long upwards.
Still recovering from his previous fisting from Alexs, the fake Twist finds this a breeze and enjoy it so much 8 Ball stops in disgust.

Like i said at the top bring it on Twistier, just bring it on
8 Ball :D
 

ChiZZerS

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give in, give in now...

ok i want EVERYONES OPINOIONS ON THIS
its rather funny.
MORNING POEM

I WOKE EARLY ONE MORNING,
THE EARTH LAY COOL AND STILL
WHEN SUDDENLY A TINY BIRD
PEARCHED ON MY WINDOOW SILL,
HE SANG A SONG SO LOVELY
SO CARE FREE SO GAY,
THAT SLOWLY ALL MY TROUBLES
BEGAN TO SLIP AWAY
HE SANG OF FAR PLACES
OF LAUGHTER AND OF FUN
IT SEEMED HIS VERRY THRILLING
BROUGHT UP THE MORNING SUN
I STIRED BENITH THE COVERS
CREAPT SLOWLY OUT OF BEAD
THEN GENTLY SHUT THE WINDOW
AND CRUSHED ITS FU**KIN HEAD!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH:cool: :) ;) :p :D
 

kidzero

ladies love kewl kid
took me some time, but i have lots of other duties(girls) i have to take care of, so i cant spent all day and night at the pc.but here it goes:

to me, all of you seem to be really rude
i am not like that, im a smooth kind of dude,
and unlike you, i want to see tits,
not balls and pricks,
when my girlfriend gets nude

so now i step up and claim to be king
like david i front you goliaths with a sling
i will aim at your nuts
and then kick your butts
knock you out with two verses and one mighty swing

gd'night everyone its lights out for you!


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