Limerick Time

[philfull]

now jamie he has got a brother
who probably stole from his mother
now that robbing c@%t
got caught at his stunt
he is hated now like no other

 

[Dusty]

Now Robbo’s a nice enough guy,
Though tourettes can afflict him sometimes,
Over abbott's wee stunt,
Cranially contact the c*nt
A punishment fit for the crime.

 

[Missy-Q]

There once was a guy had a dream
to own Nexus, a top london team
he stole it from Pete
which is no small feat
Jeff Abbot your lies are obscene

 

[Dskize]

A lady of virtue and grace
found the church a most comforting space
her passions denied
lustful thoughts deep inside
kept locked up in a holier place.

To pray on her knees she had sunk
one eye open she spotted a hunk
with muscles to spare
and a head void of hair
she assumed a felonious monk.


Her decision was swift 'I must have it'
we book a hotel to co-habit
the fellow said sure
but alas I am poor
as my wallet was nicked by the Abbot..




Ta da.....

 

[Sid Sidgwick]

A lady of virtue and grace
found the church a most comforting place
her passions denied
lustful thoughts deep inside
keep locked up in a holier place.

To pray on her knees she had sunk
one eye open she spotted a hunk
with muscles to spare
and a head void of hair
she assumed a felonious monk.


Her decision was swift 'I must have it'
and offered a room to co-habit
the fellow said sure
but alas I am poor
as my wallet was nicked by the Abott..




Ta da.....

Oh my that is good

 

[Missy-Q]

A lady of virtue and grace
found the church a most comforting place
her passions denied
lustful thoughts deep inside
keep locked up in a holier place.

To pray on her knees she had sunk
one eye open she spotted a hunk
with muscles to spare
and a head void of hair
she assumed a felonious monk.


Her decision was swift 'I must have it'
we book a hotel to co-habit
the fellow said sure
but alas I am poor
as my wallet was nicked by the Abott..




Ta da.....

Bravo!

 

[3L1TE hax]

Damn! how long did that take you !

you know what makes Mr Abott even more of a tw@t his name doesnt rhyme with god damn anything!

 

[Dusty]

A lady of virtue and grace
found the church a most comforting space
her passions denied
lustful thoughts deep inside
keep locked up in a holier place.

To pray on her knees she had sunk
one eye open she spotted a hunk
with muscles to spare
and a head void of hair
she assumed a felonious monk.


Her decision was swift 'I must have it'
we book a hotel to co-habit
the fellow said sure
but alas I am poor
as my wallet was nicked by the Abott..




Ta da.....

Wonderful effort that man

 

[Missy-Q]

There was an Iranian chappie
who delighted in making Pete happy
his balls were to small
to use in Paintball
Richmond your 50cal's crappy

 

[SteRoberts]

There once was a team called Nexus
But Jeff Abbott he Wanted a Lexus
To Ring up a deal
A Paintball team he'd Steal
There's no heart behind his Solar Plexus.


I must say some of these limericks have been stunning, how do you all do it?