Limerick Time

[Robbo]

Missy you make me choke
With denial you unjustly spoke
I loved you for hours
I rolled you in flour
To find out the best bit to poke.

I would certainly wish to debate the use of the word 'best' here ....

 

[philfull]

missy is trying to hide
that diskize she really did ride
they were having fun
he tried up her bum
but the poor guy got sucked up inside

 

[philfull]

shock are a bloody disgrace
glad they are banned from this place
next time that they play
any threats that they say
we're arming the refs now, with mace

 

[Dusty]

According to those in the know,
Young abbot has nowhere to go,
His air of deceipt,
And lack of receipts
Will leave him with no friends to show….

 

[Dusty]

jeff abbot attempted to steal,
From Robbo, who’s hot on his heels,
I hope that the place,
Where they rebuild his face,
Gives straws out with all of the meals.

 

[Dskize]

Academically pugilist Pete
Suffered uncharacteristic defeat
Expeditious retreat
Cranium incomplete
Glabrous only from neck to the peak.

 

[Dskize]

jeff abbot attempted to steal,
From Robbo, who’s hot on his heels,
I hope that the place,
Where they rebuild his face,
Gives straws out with all of the meals.

Ha ha ha ....

 

[Bambulus]

there is a team from ruska called legion
who met all the teams and then beat them
America fought
But came up too short
The train from ruska is now leavin'

WOOPWOOP

 

[Missy-Q]

Well fella's it's time to be blunt
Jeff Abbotts a theiving cxnt
don't tell his brother
he squeals like no other
But thats just 'cause Jeff was the runt

 

[Missy-Q]

there once was this english faggot
Who went by the name of Jeff Abbott
He stole from his mates
nicked food off their plates
and his dick is the size of a maggot