Limerick Time

[Robbo]

dont think i can fit all that into a limerick but i will try. I cant rmember reading his comment about your kids but as afather of 3 if anyone made a threat toward them i wouldn't need a cage.

I don't need a cage either but after making these comments to me and realising he had gone too far when I told him what was gonna happen, he went straight to the police and registered my name in a statement as a potential attacker .... I don't suppose he mentioned he had attempted to steal from me when he made that statement ...

So, he's a grass as well .... he insulted me on such a grievous level [he's got no kids and probably can't have any anyway cos he's got no bollox] and then runs like a yellow-backed grass to the old bill to protect him ... awwww... what a man !!!

 

[Dusty]

jeff abbot, he ran to the plod,
told one side of a story, the sod
when Pete catches him
and breaks all his limbs
methinks he'll be walking quite odd......

 

[Jonny 03]

Funny he mentioned your kids, obviously I have no grounds to comment on this but I found an old back issue of PGI from Oct 01 the other day when trying to find the chrono while teching a couple of team guns. Flicking through it by chance there's a picture of you and your daughter with John Sosta, the following page there's a p1ss take letter to Piper about getting shot in the head after a minutes playing in the snake from none other than Jamie Abbott.

I understand it bares absolutely no relevance but I just wanted to share this with you all none the less.

 

[b.johnson]

[SIZE=+0]Was bored last night so knocked out a few.[/SIZE]


[SIZE=+0]Jeff abbott is such an A'hole[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]Off pete, nexus he had stole[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]The cheek of the man[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]At the thought of such plan[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]To think he'd be showered with gold[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+0][/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]Jeff had a habit some'd kill for [/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]Small niceties he would pilfer[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]This service you see[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]Can be yours for a fee[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]Just cross his palms with silver[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+0][/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]It's a story of lies and deceit[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]Untrustworthy from head to his feet[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]His name is jeff abbott[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]Leave it round and he'll grab it[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]Even steal a baby's food from the teat.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+0][/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]Jeffs not a person you can trust[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]When he's around watch your back you must[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]This man is a theif[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]Causes people such grief[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]Takes your things then he's gone for dust[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+0][/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]Nexus used to be pete's team[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]Until one little man had a dream[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]Jeff abbott was the man[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]Lying and stealing was his plan[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]But his dignity he'd never redeem[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+0][/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]There was a man at times over zealous[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]Owned a team and jeff abbott was jealous[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]Had a devious plot[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]To steal the lot[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+0]The truth pete now feels he must tell us[/SIZE]

 

[Cook$]

[SIZE=+0]Was bored last night so knocked out a few.[/SIZE]

yeah, me too.

 

[Dskize]

Someone had to say it ...

 

[b.johnson]

I'm too innocent for this forum.

 

[Piper]

the following page there's a p1ss take letter to Piper about getting shot in the head after a minutes playing in the snake from none other than Jamie Abbott.

You could tell it was a p1ss take........... me in the snake should have been the give away there

 

[Robbo]

You could tell it was a p1ss take........... me in the snake should have been the give away there

..and of course, jamie abbott wasn't in the snake, he was the snake!

 

[Robbo]

I suppose I had better choose the best five and put them up for voting or should such a public humiliation take a back seat to me picking the winner?

I'll let you lot decide .....