Limerick Time

[philfull]

there is an old man named Pete
that runs the p8nt site from his seat
he is muscley and tanned
cross him and get banned
but he is an ugly chunk of meat.



sorry robbo hehe

 

[philfull]

robbo posted it up in some style
but sadly it wot get to trial
jeff abbots a thief
he best watch his teeth
don't end heaped up in a pile

 

[Robbo]

They say that Smart Parts has gone under
the bank's torn their assets asunder
I might try to fly
to their warehouse and try
to see what's worthwhile there to plunder

I like this one so far, it's topical witty and paintball related; so, it's Missy so far guys, keep 'em coming ....... actually, not that I'm biased in this, but I reckon my posted limerick is the best so far but I thought I had better reel in my ego and give humility a free run ..... mind you, if someone [hint, hint Missy] were to come up with a limerick that subjected abbott and his dire deeds, I might bias in that direction were it to be good enough

It would certainly be the deciding actor if we had two posts of similar quality and one of them was regarding jeff abbott and his thieving, and his personal, grievous insult to me ..... and so, who is gonna be 'Bard of the Board' ?
Ohhhh, I like that title, it just went thru my head in a blaze of genius ..... Bard of the Board ... it has a certain ring of authority to it and certainly seems like a great title to be endowed with.

I might take the top 5 limericks and let you lot decide in a poll ... yeah, that sounds like a good idea .... I'll do that when we have enough in.

OK ... get poeting you mob ......

 

[Robbo]

there is an old man named Pete
that runs the p8nt site from his seat
he is muscley and tanned
cross him and get banned
but he is an ugly chunk of meat.



sorry robbo hehe

Ouch !!!

 

[philfull]

you say that jeff abbot is scum
he would probably sell his own mum
if your gears around
then abbott is bound
to try and run off with some.

 

[philfull]

jeff abbot is a thieving tw@t
thanks to Robbo we all now know that
this saga aint done
lets all have some fun
making verses to point out this FACT....

 

[philfull]

Sorry 'bout the ugly one bud, drunken giggles.

 

[Dskize]

I don't want to sound like a prude
but kid, that's a little bit rude
you call me a ho
make fun of my 'toe
and we ain't even been in the nude?

Missy you make me choke
With denial you unjustly spoke
I loved you for hours
I rolled you in flour
To find out the best bit to poke.

 

[Robbo]

you say that jeff abbot is scum
he would probably sell his own mum
if your gears around
then abbott is bound
to try and run off with some.

Ooooooh, this is good !!!!!

 

[Robbo]

jeff abbot is a thieving tw@t
thanks to Robbo we all now know that
this saga aint done
lets all have some fun
making verses to point out this FACT....

Oh my Phil, you're on a roll mate, this is even better.