Limerick Time

[3L1TE hax]

There once was a man called Abbot
Who had a terrible habit
He stole from Rob
Because he's a knob
In actual fact he's a faggot

Sorry for the faggot theft missy :S but nothing else came to mind

 

[3L1TE hax]

I hope from these you can tell
That Jeffs a mighty bell
Between Him and his brother
They Would sell their mother
And so at Jeff we shall yell

Came up with that one in the shower but I think there are slight timinig issues.

 

[ant290]

this was a new week on the forum
where everyone suffered from boredom
to this thread they went
and some time was spent
discussing a backstabbing sportsman

 

[ant290]

There was all these people who posted
saying how abbot should be roasted
he did have this plan
to steal half Pete's clan
but it was Pete at fed cup that was hosted

 

[Brad_Marsh]

There once was a team called Broken,
Who thought they'd do well in the Open,
They pulled out the stops,
But then hit the rocks,
Coz' their gear turned out to be... BROKEN...

 

[Devrij]

.50 cal is dead before it's started
my money and I won't be parted
expensive bore kits
paint that flies shxt
Richmond must think we're retarded

 

[philfull]

to the US "his" team he took
so the whole world could have a look
the yenks couldn't tell
what was causing that smell
it was the foul stench of a crook..

 

[philfull]

jeff abbott was publicly shamed
and pete's rage couldn't be tamed
he would get his revenge
in the cage at stone henge
i would pay to see jeff maimed

 

[Robbo]

jeff abbott was publicly shamed
and pete's rage couldn't be tamed
he would get his revenge
in the cage at stone henge
i would pay to see jeff maimed

Ooohhhh, I like this one, the idea of Stonehenge as a venue for a cage-fight with him is sorely tempting ..... except for one little thing .... he's either got no bottle or he's not as stupid as I thought ... mind you, either way, he'd lose miserably and he knows it.

It's not so much the attempted theft even, it's the fact he went sooo low as to insult me as a father concerning my kids ...... even writing that out makes my stomach turn and is the very reason why I will never stop until he leaves this sport.

And never once has he apologised for that comment ... well he wouldn't, he believes he's above that, immune from such social niceties .... but the real kicker is .... his only supporter is his brother, all others have distanced themselves from him for obvious reasons; his brother told him to just apologise and get it over with ... jeff abbott refused and so that's why his brother switched to me to try and bring an end to this by threatening me a few months back, not physiccally, he's not equipped to do that, but he threatened me by saying he'd 'say things' on Facebook about me [my knees are still shaking]...... the irony of jamie trying to get me to stop as against trying to get his brother to do the right thing escapes both of them.
Mind you, there's hardly a brain cell between them and so it's unsurprising really.
This was all sooo avoidable ......

 

[philfull]

dont think i can fit all that into a limerick but i will try. I cant rmember reading his comment about your kids but as afather of 3 if anyone made a threat toward them i wouldn't need a cage.