What happens when you tell someone that you play paintball?

[Bob]

130mph QUOTE]

300fps works out at 201 approx mph.

 

[Demonic69]

I said over... damn 2's and 3's

 

[Rosie]

Until they then say, "but why is equestrian, polo and bowling televised....surely paintball is far more entertaining??"

Hell CURLING is televised and we aren't

I hope paintball is recognised as a sport by the aqa a level examiners...got an essay question on general studies paper (basically glorified verbal reasoning & general knowledge), something like, 'Discuss, with reference to one or more sports, the impact science and technology has had on sport.', I wrote something like 5 pages on ball and about 1 page on running & sport science & random stuff; he/she will be very educated!!

...or I will get a B

 

[mikey601]

Hell CURLING is televised and we aren't

I hope paintball is recognised as a sport by the aqa a level examiners...got an essay question on general studies paper (basically glorified verbal reasoning & general knowledge), something like, 'Discuss, with reference to one or more sports, the impact science and technology has had on sport.', I wrote something like 5 pages on ball and about 1 page on running & sport science & random stuff; he/she will be very educated!!

...or I will get a B

Ive heard and only heard that naked darts is televised

 

[Rosie]

naked darts

*recoils in horror, coughs coffee on screen, then goes & has a wash after thinking such gruesome and disturbing thoughts*

 

[Dskize]

it's topless darts ..and i can confirm that it exists

 

[mikey601]

thats just the men

 

[Pinchaaaay!]

Hell CURLING is televised and we aren't

Hmmm......i can see a pattern forming here

Cue list of $hite televised sports!



Is it cause we use weapons of a sort?

Archery - televised - CROSSBOWS

fencing - televised - SWORDS

Clay pigeon shooting - televised - GUNS

And the most deadly sport of all time thats televised - wrestling - FAT MEN IN LYCRA!!! Oh my eyes!!!

So why the hell we any different??

Am i just looking at this perspective only in 2d? what's the real reason for it not to be televised on a larger scale??

Cue can of worms.......

"Pinchaaay!"

 

[cheese]

i get a s**t load of stick at school cos i play ball
gi joe
army reject
tree hugger
etc.
and when i bother to reply and try and educate them a little
they look blank and ask a stupid question like
" dont the bunkers burst "

i think i might just talk about cricket, footy and ju jitsu from now on

 

[lil pala]

cheese ur frends sound horrible wen i tell my friends i play paintball they say "ahh wiked i wanna do that wat is paintball "