Iv had utterly stupid responses after being ast what i was doing on this day and saying or im going paintballin:
Id be mint at that i would shoot you straight away its not hard to shoot someone.
I wouldnt get shot id matrix every paintball coming
I bet it wrecks when it hits you
I showed someone a bruise off being bonus balled with a over limit marker and they said to me i bet that didnt even hurt-it was on my thigh with a black bruise the size of a golf ball. (the worst shot iv taken was one to the back of my head, just behind my ear just above my ear bit on mask from about 15 feet from my own team OWEN!!!! from SOB lol it was funny but i didnt half drop like a bag of S*** but it was ok it didnt splat it bounced so i played on lol-i had a golf ball sized lump for 6 days afterwards)
And that all i can think of atm