Translation Please!!!
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in america they call
a slag a tramp, a tramp a bum, a bum a fanny, and a fanny a pussy!!
honestly. Shakespeare would be whirlin in his grave
a slag a tramp, a tramp a bum, a bum a fanny, and a fanny a pussy!!
honestly. Shakespeare would be whirlin in his grave
haha that just reminds me, when i took my cousin to America withme (he hates smoking), we were at a party and we walked in and he said that it stunk of fags in the room to me but everyone over heard and he felt soooooooooo embarased when i told him (everyone gave him evils the whole time we were there)Originally posted by manike
Nor should you tell people in America that you are about to 'go outside and smoke a fag'...
First time shocker...
"Got a fag? mate"
To which I was frozen for a second or two.
"A ciggy mate, a ciggy"
To which I realized he was asking for a cigarrette.
"Yeah, want a light?"
"Man, I gotta get some pants"
To which my friends were laughing at me
"What?" I said
"Do you need underwear? or trousers?" they said
Lesson learned.
"How about 'Spotted dick?' tried that? " my friend asked.
"What the hell is that?!" I said
"It's not what you think mate"
"Would you like a snog?"
To which I replied with "Pardon?"
"Would you like a snog?" louder this time.
"err...no thanks"
Lesson learned.
About half hour later
"Care to join us?" said one of the 2 girls at a club
"No thanks, I'm too tired"
That's just whole another story
Hunted
(Still learning)
"Got a fag? mate"
To which I was frozen for a second or two.
"A ciggy mate, a ciggy"
To which I realized he was asking for a cigarrette.
"Yeah, want a light?"
"Man, I gotta get some pants"
To which my friends were laughing at me
"What?" I said
"Do you need underwear? or trousers?" they said
Lesson learned.
"How about 'Spotted dick?' tried that? " my friend asked.
"What the hell is that?!" I said
"It's not what you think mate"
"Would you like a snog?"
To which I replied with "Pardon?"
"Would you like a snog?" louder this time.
"err...no thanks"
Lesson learned.
About half hour later
"Care to join us?" said one of the 2 girls at a club
"No thanks, I'm too tired"
That's just whole another story
Hunted
(Still learning)
Still grieving over it Hunted?
o an that pantyhose-mugger thing. ROFLMFAO that almost made me fall off my chair.
O yeah whats the yank meaning of "sod off"
o an that pantyhose-mugger thing. ROFLMFAO that almost made me fall off my chair.
O yeah whats the yank meaning of "sod off"
Mate, its not funny.
Its just nasty, i think we need some new laws regarding women and undergarments
Its just nasty, i think we need some new laws regarding women and undergarments
Famine,
As ugly as it maybe, it does keep those "Badly Packed Kebabs" contained!!! Especially when thongs like Dental Floss are the thing!!!
Bring back big pants for Girls!!!!!!
As ugly as it maybe, it does keep those "Badly Packed Kebabs" contained!!! Especially when thongs like Dental Floss are the thing!!!
Bring back big pants for Girls!!!!!!