Translation Please!!!

[Buddha 3]

Originally posted by Bigdog


Its not our fault that you ent to the corner instead of the middle, in the middle it probably would have just been crossfire, but in the corner you were the last man in got it all.

Now THAT was pants

I was just sitting there wondering how long it would be before they would come and triple bunker my ass out of there. In the end I just got pulled out, because I was hit. But in all honesty, I didn't feel anything, so I think one of the judges felt some compassion, and realised that I had no way of doing anything useful...

 

[ices]

arrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhh MODS!!!

 

[manike]

Bullocks for Tyger

Originally posted by TheRo0sTer
Sup dood what I think someone forgot to mention is that Bullocks has more then One meaning. These examples should help!

Man that marker is the Bullocks!!!
Dood then she kicked me in the Bullocks!!!
Man they can't take points away from that! A Bullocks!!!

Errr.... No....

Now you are getting confused.

bullocks are big male cow type things...

bollocks are what you were on about and are the genitalia type stuff. and are the dog's dangly bits i.e. dog's bollocks, AKA the muts nuts...

clear as mud huh?

 

[stongle]

Buddha dude,

That definately "took some B*llocks!!!!"

I've never seen a guy that size get so tight on a Bunker!!!!!

 

[Buddha 3]

 

[FAMINE]

OK, now i am a little concerned, This thread was going nicely in the girly front bottom direction and now you all seem to be talking about bloke bits.

Is there something u wanna tell us all lads?

Maybe a new formation of "Team pink" the first all gay paintball team

Now, girl bits....
Where were we

 

[TheRo0sTer]

Re: Bullocks for Tyger

Originally posted by manike


Errr.... No....

Now you are getting confused.

bullocks are big male cow type things...

bollocks are what you were on about and are the genitalia type stuff. and are the dog's dangly bits i.e. dog's bollocks, AKA the muts nuts...

clear as mud huh?

Simon you pecker why you gotta mess with me? You have to remember I get my info from other people. So if they said it was Balls then I thought it was balls.

 

[MadManInABox]

another classic translation

Fudge Packer:

US: someone who works in a fudge shop putting fudge in boxes

UK: someone who likes "fudge" packed into him

and why do yanks pronounce aluminIum wrong, there is an I in there u know!!!

 

[manike]

Originally posted by MadManInABox
and why do yanks pronounce aluminIum wrong, there is an I in there u know!!!

Not in the US there isn't. They spell it aluminum. Same way they can't spell Harbour or Colour... or metre or centre.... or cheque...

manike

 

[MrPink]

I hate to stick up for Sceptics But wasn't it an American who patented/Discovered/whatever Aluminium and therefore their spelling and pronouncition is correct?