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Jones the Paint Magnet

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Reminds me of an old Mike Harding sketch:

"To lay the table" (placing dinner settings on a table "My God! Mind the knife drawer")
"To knock someone up" (practice in Lancashire of giving someone a wake-up call. "This yank couldn't believe me when I said we had professional knocker-uppers in Lacashire! Yeah, I said - if they stand on a fence they can reach the bedroom window!")
"To lose one's cherry" ("Dog's run off with it down the road, mate")
"A rubber" (trans : Eraser. "Used to give us one when we started school - had to last you four years, that did. Nice and big so you can write your name on it")

Red specs album. Still makes me giggle.
 

ices

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Originally posted by Jones the Paint Magnet
Reminds me of an old Mike Harding sketch:

"A rubber" (trans : Eraser. "Used to give us one when we started school - had to last you four years, that did. Nice and big so you can write your name on it")

And what the yanks know this as?

rbr-jni chinese :p
 

stongle

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Ahhh,

Here's a US one I don't get:

Hoes

UK transalation - gardening tool
US transalation - lady of horizontal refreshment, often linked with yo mamma's a..........

Please help.
 

manike

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Pants.

US = long length leg garment worn on outside

UK = underwear - normally of an embarrassing type you don't want a new girlfriend to see you wearing.

or

UK = rubbish or bad. As in "that was a pants move to that bunker."
 

stongle

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Ah, also:

Fanny:

US, "Hey, lady shut up and sit on your Fanny!!!!"

UK, well the transaltion would be impossible anyway - it cannae be done! but roughly translated would be along the lines of "shut up and sit on your front bottom".
 

manike

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didn't know that Rancid...

On the fany front... :D

Fanny Pack

Fanny Pack in US= a bag worn on strap around the waist. (bum bag)

Fanny Pack in UK= a brown parcel arriving through the post with something you order from the back of a mens magazine, which takes batteries and is 'guarenteed' as good as the real thing. Allegedly :D
 

tb-303

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You seem well educated in this Manike!, guess your litter bin has lots of jiffy bags and brown cardboard boxes in it :D

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