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Originally posted by rancid
There was an old dyke called big Buddha
Who's mum was quite free with her udders
It caused Robbo to choke
when they came off in his throat
So he buggered his dad and his brother.

bum, bum

There was a young man called 'Tudor'
Who's limerick could not have been ruder
His target was Pete
Who he thought he had beat
But then got bashed up by Big Buddha

Boom Boom !!!
 
This thread is getting callous and crude,
Its morals distressingly lewd;
It's not worth the reading
By persons of breeding -
It's designed for those vulgar and rude.

A moderator called Robb
Was perturbed by his thingamabob.
So he took up his pick
And whanged off his wick,
And calmly went on with his job.

There was an poster called buddha
Whose conduct grew ruder and ruder;
Till at last, with a hammer,
they silenced his clamour,
By making a moderator of buddha.

A peeker at peckers named TJ
Hung out at the Y.M.C.A.
But the dick that he saw
Was Detective McGraw,
Who hauled the piqued peeker away.

Thats me lot I'll get my coat then:(