This thread is getting callous and crude,
Its morals distressingly lewd;
It's not worth the reading
By persons of breeding -
It's designed for those vulgar and rude.
A moderator called Robb
Was perturbed by his thingamabob.
So he took up his pick
And whanged off his wick,
And calmly went on with his job.
There was an poster called buddha
Whose conduct grew ruder and ruder;
Till at last, with a hammer,
they silenced his clamour,
By making a moderator of buddha.
A peeker at peckers named TJ
Hung out at the Y.M.C.A.
But the dick that he saw
Was Detective McGraw,
Who hauled the piqued peeker away.
Thats me lot I'll get my coat then