This is some funny sh@t

[Justin Owen]

or?

I'm flying to L.A. today,
so I wanted to stop here and say
Big thanks to our sponsors
From whom we are honored
to receive the best kit in the game!

 

[Justin Owen]

last one

Last but not least, to my friends
at PGI's headquarters in England
you guys f*cking rule
thanks for everything, dudes
In L.A., we'll do our best to represent!

 

[TJ Lambini]

J-Lo, tell that to your wife - then maybe she'll stop trying so Goddam hard to convert me...



C U at LA dude - this is Flashpoint's tournament all the way.

peace

 

[Buddha 3]

J-lo claims to be bustin' fools all the time
But as a matter of fact, most of his sh*t don't rhyme
so let's face the fact that he's wack as an emcee
so ya'll better bow down to big ol' Buddha 3
yeah that's right, my sh*t don't stink
I be bustin' fools upside the head with everything, including the kitchen sink
That bit about the kitchen sink, I don't know why I said that
Oh yeah, poodles suck, ya'll need to except that!

Just kidding around Justin.

My head hurts......

 

[TJ Lambini]

Scott le Rock ain't dead

He's livin' in Holland...

 

[Buddha 3]

Word, better recognize!

 

[Diggie]

If Scott La Rock was still alive he sure as hell wouldn't spell "recognize" correctly.

Wrekkanize!

 

[Tortoise-Licker]

I might be standing on dangerous ground here, but what the hell here goes

There was a guy called Mr Big,
who wore a helmet to keep on his wig.
He got drunk in alabama
and spent a night in the slammer.
And now he's engaged to pig

 

[Mr Big]

yeah, that's unfair. I'm struggling to find something to rhyme with tortoise-licker!

 

[Buddha 3]

There once was this guy called tortoise licker
he got in a situation, stickier than a sticker
he dissed the Big man
By posting some spam
he had to run for his life, but the big man was quicker

How's that?